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Bednarek trotting back. "Aww fuck, I hate it when teams do this!".

Do Bednarek, THB, and Stephens take horse tranquilizers at half time. Dozy start.

There it is. 😆

BBC are wrong.

That's what the commentary team said on my feed (fubo).

No, said 2014 on the screen.

Think it is because it's linked to a charity fundraiser for Cancer.

My thoughts exactly.

Onu chance missed now.

This is the least mouldiest sandwich in this pile...

If someone told me this was a league 2 match I'd say, "decent game, these lads are quite good". But it's EPL and the level is rather low.

Neither am I. Pathetic.

FFS Sule. Crossbar, c'mon man!

Cha-ching on Paqueta Island...yellow card.

I play 6 a side on a Friday and a group of young lads play after us. Sulemana reminds me of one of these kids. He's doing multiple nutmegs and tricks etc. His mates screaming and rolling around in excitement as he does it, but I've never seen him score or assist. To me, what's the point ?

Canada doesnt do eggs like this. Luckily we have a Scottish and Irish store that imports them. Snagged a Whispa and a White Buttons one. *slurp* North American chocolate is awful, waxy and just plain weird tasting.

His outback was great, opened up all the far side of the goal only for him to shoot straight at the goalie. Such a pointless footballer.

Easy chance missed by Sulemana. Offside anyway.

Sulemana held back there? Forget it, Twatwell on VAR.

And the we put in the 3 donkeys at the back to really put the fear into WHam.

JWP will also score. Prob a free kick...did he ever tie or get the EPL record? Edit: they just said he hasn't. Hmmm.

Fulkrug absolutely nailed on to score today. I've run of whelms to describe the Saints starting XI.

Oh fuck! Now I'm depressed. That is a Saints whipping boy ten, add Bazunu and you have the full set. A team full of ball watching, slow to react, no vision, no hopers. Fuck!

Rusk needs to ban player movie night on Fridays. We'd have won that, but many of our players lost focus during the game trying to understand the ending to Zoolander. Dibbling on the ball..."but why male models?".

That was pathetic. We ain't getting any more points this season. Pathetic.