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If we can get this to 85 still ahead I think an xUC (expected underwear change) of about 3.37 will happen...

Spread those cheeks Clarky!

Yes sorry, my mistake.

For his goal scoring prowess of course...

Those not watching probably read this and thought we'd conceded!

How about now?

Smoke my kippers that's a tidy finish by Bednarek!

Yesssssss

Cedric is still comically bad. 😆

It's fucking dire isn't it?

Just got a yellow.

Feels like the City game after the first 9-0. We're content to just hoof it clear so when we lose by 2 RH can say that it's better than getting thrashed.

Perraud telling Martinelli to get up. 😆

Decent shot by Stu, comfortably saved.

This is dire, Broja completely isolated.

Not really narrowing it down for us are you?

Did we hire Sean Dyche? So many clueless long balls...

Well we've made it through 20. Not been particularly good or encouraging though.

Phew FF to the rescue. xF = 0.67 there...

About xG, who calculates it? Is it done by a computer after the game. I thought it'd be a reasonably useful stat if interpreted properly but I don't understand that an identical chance for Long and Kane will have the same xG. That part doesn't make sense at all.

Perraud doing well so far.

Fuck, catch it FF!

Great run Broja, couldn't capitalise.

My spreadsheet has us with an xF (expected fuck ups) of 5.2 for this one...

Good start, we've survived the first minute...