OttawaSaint

What the yellow rubbery fuck?!? No KWP or Armstrong. Stevens and McCarthy start.

Fraser Forster at CB and Bednarek to RB...

Shane Long in goal?

Can’t we just all agree that we’re all a little gay?

Surely Leno was being held there? Fucking Arsenal, they'll be unstoppable when we play them no doubt. FFS.

Wow Brenford are top of the league...

And if he parries back out to you then he’s no good...

It’s like punch in the balls or kick in the balls. You want to ask some questions. Can you take a run up? Shoes on or off,

Hope Ralph is reading this thread!

FF.

Is that Perth, Ontario? Those same gals are from Ottawa on my browser.

Next week tune in as our our resident Ross Kemp lookalike tackles world hunger....

*grandpa Simpson enters and exits burlesque club gif*

For the last 2-3 season Bertrand was an absolute shadow of his former self. Rarely burst forward to whip in a cross. Defended really poorly. Did that, “I’ll just wait ages to take a throw in while the other team gets organized and then just throw it to them” thing. Generally just strolled about with a strop on.

Adam and Adams up top!

Agreed, a new goalie, Fraser on the bench and Alex gone would do wonders to our ability to keep the ball out of our net.

Why do you keep writing “bud” instead of “bid”? With your bigging up of Pompey’s organisation and embarrassing yourself in thread after thread. Perhaps you are not ready for the start of the season...

Oh the irony...

No

I have very fond memories of Colin Clarke. When I was a kid I was lucky enough to be the away mascot at St James’ park when we took on Newcastle in 1987. Team had the likes of Bond, Cockerill, Townsend, Danny and Rod Wallace, Clarke, Flowers etc. I got to chat with the players before the game. Townsend was an absolute psycho in the dressing room, all hyped up screaming and shouting about getting stuck in and stopping Glenn Roeder at all costs...lol. When we got out onto the pitch I was a bit overawed by the occasion (big crowd, still terraces in those days) and froze a bit. Colin noticed and came over with a ball so that we could pass to each other while he warmed up. Such a gent! He scored that day but unfortunately I didn't bring the team enough luck, lost 2-1 (see highlights in Midfield General’s post above). I did get to meet a very young Gazza and Mirandina, a Brazilian Newcastle had signed that season.

https://www.transfermarkt.us/fc-southampton/transfers/verein/180

Hope we get it right.

Do you have that little rectangular symbol on your avatar like Whitey? Click on that should allow you to upload new avatar.

Hmm. I think our EPL quality players are: KWP, Vest, JWP, Armstrong and Romeu. Maybe Adams.

That’s all we can do. Tell you what, we can open up a “predictions with an imaginary squad” thread for you and we can all wax lyrical about the tandem of Eduardo and Armstrobg blasting us into the top 6!