OttawaSaint

You say that like a wet fanny is a bad thing. Have you only ever encountered dry ones?

He won’t post again until Tuesday because when the team are getting spanked he hides because he can’t pull his “ackshualllllly...” and pedantic bullshit on us.

Was hoping RH had had a good long look at the formation and team and would try out a more solid formation to try and limit Utd hoping to frustrate them and get them out of their rhythm. Instead we’ve rolled out the red carpet for them to come have some target practice without breaking a sweat. RH is mugging us off, this is fucking bullshit!

The nail will be there, just waiting to be hit and he’ll somehow hit it with the hand that’s not holding the hammer and then fall over. He’ll then turn to the crowd with that stupid smile on his face.

This...just doesn’t make any sense. There needs to be changes after that second half last week. Players need to know there is stiff competition for places. instead we will now have mistake makers feeling comfortable and last season’s best players feeling pissed off and alienated. He’s trying to get fired isn’t he?

Yeah we gotta teach that red haired half fish freak a lesson. Probably Pompey with all those scales...

And Danny Fox, better player, better tattoos...

Dan N’Lundululululululu also far better than carthorse Ings...

Fox Mulder! Loved that guy!

Jesus! Ings isn’t even top 5. He’s probably the worst Danny we’ve ever had! inb4 MLG gets his stats and gifs in order...

And of course Butterfield too...

I wonder if Dani Osvaldo qualifies for this...

Not even our best ever Danny...

He’s like a chef that knows how to cook but doesn’t know what to do if he is out of one or two ingredients, or how to fix things if something doesn’t go to plan during the cooking process.

We’ll probably manage to get on either end of that in the same match at some point. Offside by a hair and then the other team gets one that looks more off than ours was. Much like the Wolves match last year, Bertrand arm at side, handball, penalty. A few minutes later a Wolves player moves his arm to the ball and deflects it...no pen, play on!

Watching some of the Man C vs Norwich game. It’s basically a training match of attack vs defence. It’s like FIFA practice mode, Man C are just trying out stuff. It’s pretty boring to watch, Norwich are basically just kicking it away hoping not to get totally slaughtered. It’s worrying, the gulf is getting bigger and it’s likely we’ll be doing the same tomorrow.

Villa got a penalty but Ings didn’t get to take it. 2-0 Villa

Watching some of the Man C vs Norwich game. It’s basically a training match of attack vs defence. It’s like FIFA practice mode, Man C are just trying out stuff. It’s pretty boring to watch, Norwich are basically just kicking it away hoping not to get totally slaughtered. It’s worrying, the gulf is getting bigger and it’s likely we’ll be doing the same tomorrow.

Fuck! that's an absolute screamer.

Grealish with a lucky one opens his account for Man City. Took a funny bounce onto his thigh/knee and went in.

This will come back to haunt us. We need a decent keeper. If someone back there is making the routine stops that these two are incapable of then the confidence of the defence increases and they play better without the fear that one slip could prove costly. This is a very risky gamble by the club.

Norwich looking very fragile here. Could our record be at risk 😂

Watching the Liverpool game, it still annoys me how VVD essentially mailed in his last season with us. He was always leaving but he’s a shit pro for his attitude before that transfer.

He did. He took a 2 day break last week after we laid a cow pat in the second half of the Everton game. Interesting timing that...hmmm

Brazilian eh? He's probably really smooth...