OttawaSaint

Beds on for Theo. Hopefully its 3 CBs and not Stephens at RB!

I think you may be right. Has a feeling of inevitability about it...

Now, stay the fuck awake for first 15 minutes of the second. Im not hopeful. Utd equaliser on 49, 1-2 at 58.

Half time team talks: Ole: Ok I’ve seen something, we need to tweak it a bit, I’ll be making subs early if I see anyone dropping off. Here’s the plan... Ralph: Hey look Theo this waistcoat even has little pockets!

Utd still wining free headers form 10 yards out.

Doing Theo’s job so Ralph should bring on KWP for Walcott and let him continue...

And Egil not getting his hatty in the 6-3

Great burst forward by Tino!

What? Fuck! Adams in my FPL.

Saints Utd bingo 9-0 tick Beattie tick Changed shirts/grey shirts tick

Ok Ralph, now drop a forward into the mids. Frustrate them a bit and break from there.

Er, yes, yes he has...

Has Adams touched the ball yet?

Football players are a bit thick. JWP free kick, why do they all go for it, one or two should stay on the edge of the box to get the ball if Utd head it away. Instead, they all just steam in and Utd can break on us.

And Stephens for the backchat.

Even if the 4-2-2-2 was working vs the likes of BHA and Palace, this is utterly crazy to vs Man U. Basic stuff.

We’re not playing the second half, Ralph watched escape to victory and the team have been digging a tunnel under the dressing room and out to the Solent?

This is pretty much how Norwich vs FC Moneybags started yesterday. In that, a comedy own goal got things rolling...

McCarthy looks like a forward that was put in nets because the normal keeper has been red carded and there’s no sub keeper.

Ralph seems to have put more thought into his outfit than the team selection/tactics.

We were wide open there. Comedy defending!

Say Ralph did have a selection headache with KWP/Tino. Why doesn’t he pick both with Tino further forward?

Lose your wife did you?

We know we can play a decent 45, it’s the 2nd one we suck at.

Another shit corner.