OttawaSaint

Scarcely an easier night for Everton. They’ve not had to do anything at all.

DAZN going over all Saints defending. Absolutely shocking to be at this stage of the season and so clueless. Bednarek needs to sit out. His confidence is shattered and he’s out of position. It’s a total shitshow every time they go down our right.

We could stay out at half time and probably still end up 2-0 down...

This is fucking tedious.

Ugh Adams, what was that pass?

Wrestling allowed then? Deffo pen if Bednarek did it...

Exactly he’s shot. In his mind he thinks, “won’t burst a lung, I’ll have to run back, I’ll just boot it from here just in case I fuck it up”.

Wouldn’t trust Bertrand to cross the street...

Decent move until we have the ball to Redmond’s long lost brother...

So, 2-0 in 45+1 then lads?

And then Redmond gets the ball and runs straight into 2 blue shirts. It’s like that Father Ted scene. These ones in red shirts are your friends, these ones in blue...enemies....friends...enemies...

Getting in each other’s way now. Shambles!

Pickford might as well get a deck chair out...

It’s Beglin on DAZN.

Better from Djenepo. Good tenacity Armstrong too.

This is where smart footballers will take that as a warning and double the effort. Our thick cunt players probably think we’re winning.

His elbow is way past. No doubt they’ll measure a bunch of lines and it’ll be 3-0 and 2 reds for Saints.

What the fuck was that?

He’s dead to me. As soon as he gets the ball I know we won’t have it long. He’s the opposite of a player who gets you out of your seat. Oh Redmond is on clear! I’ll go put the kettle on...

Ten yard passes. What is so fucking difficult Saints?

Forster commanding box well. Pity the other 10 don’t know how to score, pass or defend.

He’s a fucking passenger. Had a couple of decent games but utter tripe in the rest.

How’s that a free kick? Won the ball, nowhere near DCL.

We drew with Chelsea though.

Fucking depressing watching this shower. We look barely interested in attacking and like a bunch of strangers at the back. How pros can be so poor at making simple passes I’ll never know.