OttawaSaint

Fuck off Bertie. Total shit.

Dean would have sent Minamino off for that.

Wtf was that McC?

Nathan Redmond is total shit really. He hasn’t been good for years.

Minamino: that’s how it’s fucking done Danny, Che, Nathan!

Mini!!!!

He’s the new Scott Marshall! mlg: I realize the aforementioned players do not share any genetic ties...

That’s just plain unlucky. We are utterly cursed right now.

Bednarek scores...for them!

You can tell Ings’ confidence is shot because he blasted that, confident Ings usually just dinks those in.

Early season Ings scores that. Fuck!

I want to think he’s just off form but it feels like he’s sulking...

Our final ball is fucking horrific. Redmond bog ends it at Ings.

Newcastle’s tails are up now. mlg: I am aware homo sapiens no longer have tails...

Dangerous challenge by Maximin before he got clear.

1-0 fuck

Forgot my mlg note. Damn!

To be fair, he did quickly roll up his sleeves before making his run. mlg: I know, it was a joke.

Not pen? Ings off.

To annoy us. It’s annoying because it gives the striker shooting practice against the oppo goalie. mlg: yes I know they practice in training...

Wait, Mike Dean is checking it, they’re saying Vestergaard’s buttcheek is really really long....

Close, good ball Redmond, Minamino just missed it’s connection. Wilson scores....offside...

Minamino looking lively so far.

A magpie?

Ooh red shorts. mlg notes: yes I’m aware there are different shades of red and different people can have differences in colour perception...