OttawaSaint

I'm bored.

Makes it 33 chances directly from errors.

But but but...the process!!!

11th in 14.5 games. But the risk is worth it because we've scored *checks notes* zero goals from this tactic...

Have we tried our "5th best" keeper yet?

Enjoying this progression of the journey though, 5 points is great, rather we didn't scrap for points, prosess is progress...

Wood too busy trying to shirt pull and got himself completely out of the way. Sunday league stuff.

There it is. Same time next week then lads.

Massive giveaway leads to goal scoring chance tick #saintsbingo

Something something make up stuff as they go along...inconsistenly appplied rules...we often get shafted...

Shit touch by Downes, clean in too.

Great giveway! Really brave stuff!

Here comes VAR. Come on lads, a Villa guy fell over...

Decent attack there. Rustie will be furious.

Goldfish brain Russ. I know, let's pass it about a lot in our half, we've not tried that.

The whole system is pointless. High risk for virtually zero reward.

Trust the bravery process!

I've rigged up a little system to play yakity sax every time we have the ball at either last 3rd of the pitch.

I'm convinced he's so vain that he will only try something that's not being tried just in case it works so he gets the plaudits. It's all, about him, it's never been about Saints.

Is it Himalayan rock salt? Russ only likes Himalayan rock salt!

Supported Saints since 1980. We've had our ups and downs, sure. But we've almost always got fucking stuck in and even in losing, made us supporters proud, more often than not. These last few years, two 9-0s, Mad Nate, Vanilla Ruben and now Brave Beard Boy. Fucking embarrassing to be a Saints fan. The 9-0s were bad, very bad, Nate was an abomination, Vanilla Ruben was mind numbingly boring but Rustie takes the fucking cake. It's just so fucking shit, low energy, same weak ass bullshit. No entertainment, cluelessm rudderless crap. To make it worse, dicksplash Rasmus etc think he's being brave and doing good. This situation is fucking dire. He's going nowhere, not getting fired, nowhere near giving us anything to be proud of.

What's the point. Martin seems impervious to the sack. 28 mistakes that have led directly to a chance, 10 of them going in. Martin never learns, we're miles adrift. That streaker covered more ground tonight than BBD has all season. We're down.

We're really close lads. Any game now it's all going to click! I feel it in my bones. Oh sorry. That's osteoarthritis...

Hey lads, it's been a while. Just out of a coma. Is Koeman still manager. Tell me we've won a cup or two! How were our Champs league performances?

I'd be less embarrassed getting caught in a Pompey shirt sucking off David Mellor.