OttawaSaint

We're actually having a go. City fans a bit restless, think they thought they would get 10 tonight.

First half was dire, second not too bad.

Came after a couple of decent moves too. Come on lads, add that to your confidence. Get Friday out of your system.

Yesssss!!!!!!! Stephens!!!

Stephens nearly scored!

Yesss!!!! Feels so good!!!

Reminds me of that Blackadder scene. "our battles are directed sir?" "we have a game plan sir?" "of course we have, what do you think the coaching staff are for?" "oh so the plan is to just continue with a back 8 in the hopes of eeking out 28 0-0 draws?" "OMG even you know it! Batten down the doors with pieces of wood!"

Binoculars needed for our players to see the goal they are "attacking".

I see Ralph's plan. Lull the buggers into a false sense of security and then BAM! We only lose 4-0 on Saturday...

Burton scored vs Leicester.

Bah!

Starting to play a bit better to be fair, a couple of good blocks, a tackle or two, some passing. Nearly forged an opening. Baby steps!

Saints fans cheering every pass!

A single shot on or off target. As far as I am aware we haven't touched the ball in their box yet either.

Good save by McC there!

Ooooooh close! Nearly touched it in their box!

It's like when your dog has been ****ting all over our furniture, you tell him off hoping to help him learn and then he ****s all over the carpet and looks at you as if to say "did I do good?".

At least give Mahrez and Aguero a good ****ing kicking hopefully make them doubtful for the weekend.

It's basically a forwards vs defense training exercise. Clear to half way line, rinse and repeat. If they come out with a "5-0 was an improvement, we showed a reaction...blah blah" then they can **** off!

4 City versus 7 Saints. No-one tracked one of the greatest finishers in the history of the EPL. Predictable result...

2-0

Bravo could set up a deckchair and read a newspaper.

Lol. Boufal joined the defense there to give us 9 players back, fouls someone. Free kick, dangerous position.

WE DID IT!! Got into the attacking 3rd! Long cocked up his cross after a nice turn.

When we actually get the ball there is no outlet at all. They just have to boot it long. Is this what it's come to?