OttawaSaint

Sherwood and Curbishly ripping us a new one on DAZN. “At home vs bottom team and they just lump hopeful balls forward? Not good enough!”. “Need to be brave, grab game by scruff of the neck”.

Just seen a stream of rancid smelly ****...

McC - solid enough but flaps Cedric - can’t pass, cross defend or attack, hopeless Bednarek - clumsy, slow, doesn’t read game well Stephens - ball watcher, weak in the air, clueless Bertrand - doesn’t look interested, shocking positioning Hoj - sloppy player just runs full tilt at every ball, no finesse, no vision JWP - see Hoj Djenepo - does OK, haven’t seen enough of him Redmond - needs to keep it simple, shooting is poor, always tries to go past one man too many, head down, runs into blind alleys Ings - decent Obafemi - not EPL quality Romeu, Danso, Long, Adams etc - not EPL quality All adds up to - relegation (will finish bottom).

I’ve reached my breaking point to be fair. I’m usually pretty positive but this team don’t inspire me at all.

When will we show some character? Gutless, spineless, talentless bottlers.

Redmond 20 ft over bar. Just how? Professional footballer...

Fixed.

Wow Bertie, wtf was that?

Oh well, at least we won’t bow this one late into stoppage time, we’ll be dead and buried by then.

City game, tails up, much better performance, blow it late. Roll out the propaganda stories. Vs Everton, shockingly bad. Arse game, see City game. This game, see Everton game. Just awful. I hate this current Saints team, I bet they swagger about the place thinking they are God’s gift. They’re total ****e, not fit to wear the shirt.

Lucky deleflou first touch was gash or it’d be 2-0. Flapper McC showing off his flappiness again...

Work it wide, wait wait wait...back, back sideways. Are we trying to bore Watford into submission? The late bottle jobs at City and Arsenal looking so much worse now.

Usually I just watch Saints but I’ve been tuning into other games and what strikes me is how much quicker and tidier other EPL teams are, even the strugglers. 0-1. Game over, we’re down.

Stirling Albion would be all over us!

Not just that, not even fun to watch. Turgid tripe.

Lucky lucky boy Bertrand. Headed it perfectly into the path of the Watford striker 6 yards out. Luckily, offside.

So I see. Not like refs to cock up for us vs Watford...

Absolutely shocking so far. Redmond offside.

Sideways sideways back. Ffs! Oba, Ings and Redmond all making runs but no, slow it down, sideways sideways back!

Very shaky passing around the back, gotta be careful, those forwards are quick.

Watched Liverpool vs BHA and I think we’ve given the ball away more in these first 5 minutes than BHA did in the whole first half. How come we have players who can barely find their teammates with a pass but BHA can?

Decent dip by Hoj, just over.

Wakey wakey Saints! Huge let off.

Djenepo would have missed...

That was Boufal. Djenepo starts today.