OttawaSaint

Bull**** call on Rondon there.

8 minutes of stoppage for Heesingborg to wait to payoff his frozen chips and cod. Will be expecting a picture of the betting slip and a photo from Iceland’s website.

Just like 84.

Need a Gerrard slip now...

Was it even a free kick? He threw himself down with the slightest touch.

That’s an own goal too...

FFS!

Surprising given the teams they both played for.

Get the candles ready...

Pick up some bags of frozen corn did you?

Salah’s injured. Look rather innocuous. Think Newcastle are going to win this.

2-2 what a goal!! Fricken benched him in FPL too...

Got it!

1-2 good game this.

In other news Salah is such a greedy ****. Great player but he wastes so many chances by being so selfish.

What are the rules these days? Should Alexander Arnold get a red for handling on the line there even though Newcastle scored?

He didn’t punch it though it was a weak parry right back into the danger area, a good punch and it’s not a goal.

Moi actually made a decent pass there but then JWP cocked it up.

Hopefully just 12 minutes.

West Ham enjoying themselves, we duly oblige by giving them the ball. The passing today has been absolutely gash!

Yeah. FF is not an EPL level keeper. What was that?

FF might have a point there. Was a handball. Terrible attempt at a save though.

Oh dear. That’s awful.

Ffs shoot Long. Looking for a penalty. ****!

Wow Armstrong jogging alongside the free ball complaining to the ref. Play the whistle you lazy ****!