OttawaSaint

Kevin Davies would like a word... 1997.

Ooooohh! Give that man a coconut!

This season is flying by. Can’t belive we’ve played 15 games already!

Swiss cheese defences. Arsenal have missed at least 3 sitters. Crazy stuff.

Walcott scored today...

Performance of the day. Everyone in the match thread. Our top troll was fishing for bites all game and got nothing. What a mare!

******. Blew the final whistle when we had a corner. That doesn’t happen when it’s a big team. ****.

Can someone get a message to JS that we are the team in red.

Surprised Richarlson didn’t go to ground when the trainer patted him on the head.

Lemina. Ffs, calm down.

Dangerous play by Pickford. Lucky boy.

So many divers/playactors in this Everton team.

Vardy red card. Will he miss the game with us?

Dear oh dear too easy. Hold on. Offside. Phew.

Hope so. Last minute, huge deflection to win 3-2 please.

Richarllson down again. Spends more time on floor than anything else.

What’s that now 5 yellows?

Wtf?!?! Long??? Poor Gabbi

Ings!!!!!! Can only get better!!!!

Good move Bertie and Reds.

Doh, yes. Forgot.

Sounds like Hughes tore a strip off them and kicked them out early.

Get Austin off and Ely on!

Big second half Saints. Come on lads, let’s see some fighting spirit.

I can accept that their players are more skillful than ours but we should be as fit (or fitter) than them. There’s no excuse really, it’s so patently obvious and a very easy thing for the coaching staff to do. Austin’s fitness is an absolute embarrassment. No pro should be huffing and puffing like that.