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Another reason why commentators and interviewers don’t have a great liking to Eckert is because he has a touch of Alex Ferguson/Jose Mourinho about him. They become scared to ask questions in case it’s thrown back at them as them being dumb.

Don’t forget the full payment they will need to pay us for the transfer. Can’t see them still paying instalments if he’s not there anymore.

He deserves his own song for when he signs on the dotted line.

BBC are off again with another story about spying and Eckert. it’s the hottest topic they’ve had in years and so many people want to talk about it in the comments section.

It could be a move to another club or he’s moving to a bigger property, but can someone confirm that his house is indeed up for sale?

The only way I except the apology from him is that he signs Haaland & Declan Rice.

It will be interesting what the % would be in the support of Eckert after the interviews from Tonda and the owner. I personally think you’re an idiot if you can’t support the club going forward from this.

I love the statement from our owner. This needs to be pinned at the top of the forum for everyone to see. Love the quote you spy again you kill me Tonda, more like the other way round. 😀

I expect some players will be disappointed when they found out how weak our defence was appealing this spying accusation. I hope the club compensates them otherwise we will be getting a few requests to leave the club.

Not only that, Boro considered banning all board members but decided against it. So the plan was to keep them apart BUT our Phil went out of his way to tug Steve Gibson on the arm to go somewhere for a quiet chat. The witnesses around said they heard his cheating confession so it was hardly quiet. It’s a real shame Phil couldn’t of said to the court of appeal that he thought Gibbo was a gobby twat and he told him privately to shove his spying accusations up his arse. We would never of got kicked out or docked 4 points if he took this route.

Very nice attempt Master Bates. I personally think a yellow with the blue band could be doable. Maybe use the blue as a sash instead.

I think they are going to make a decision on all these polls that are running. The one here, Saint Martins page and the daily echo. Maybe we could ask our friends in the north east if they could do a vote on their forum for him to stay or go?

Had a lengthy interview on TalkSPORT earlier. Said the punishment did not fit the crime and he currently has his level 3 badge for coaching. He is very interested in talking up a managerial role in England and his ambition is to manage in the premiership. He speaks very, very highly of Southampton and it’s one of those that you know Lampard will manage Chelsea one day and the same goes for Jose at Southampton.

Dear Rockcliffe Hall. We are looking at hiring out 15 rooms in August for some team bonding and some strength training in your hotel gym. Would it also be possible to hire out your football facilities next door as we would like to keep them sharp for the season ahead. We would be looking for over an HOUR as fitness is the key. We have some keen golfers that would love to use your local golf course plus some staff are keen birdwatchers if you could recommend anywhere local for us to explore. I’m also hoping you would be able to lay on a spread for the lads afterwards but nothing too salty as they will be on strict diets for the season ahead. We look forward to hearing back from you soon. Kind regards Tonda Eckert.

His report in November said Portsmouth are a good team and very dangerous in attack. The Saints officials thought something was strange after that report. It turned out that he spent the afternoon on his PlayStation instead of scouting.