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But I bet they don’t work it back from the opposition’s box to the keeper very often.

Does the JWP double bounce and hand in the air mean anything?

An interesting stat would be net distance of passes forward. I swear no one passes back as much as us. Our net would likely be a negative number.

Decent shout for a penalty there.

Just seen highlights of Newcastle. Pace, direct, energy, attacking, overlapping, players in the box. ****ing sickening that we can’t be bothered.

Played right into Burnley hands, has 1-0 written all over it and “we did good things, we must continue to believe” and other such nonsense after the game.

That was ****ing ****.

Bmouth 0-2 Newcastle

Cedric can’t even throw it in to one of our players. What the **** is wrong with this team?

EAsy pass open for Tadic, wtf was that?

Ohhhh it’s magic....you knowwwww....Redmond to the 23rd row....

We should have just saved the 19M and given Gabbi a go. About as effective as a cat flap in an elephant house.

Pool 1-0 WHU

What is this? The emperor’s new tactics. Total drab careless, lifeless, lazy ****.

We’ll be lucky to get a point here. Playing total ****. I though relegation crunch matches were supposed to be exciting? Plod, plod, misplaced pass, back, plod plod.

We look petrified to put a foot wrong. What happened to fortune favours the brave?

BHA 1-0 Swans

Redmond has been diabolical so far. What was that backwards 50 yard ball?

Tepid atmosphere.

Bmouth 0-1 Newcastle

Decent chance for Tadic.

Considering how vital this game is we seem flat and uninterested.

Cedric has some competition for worst cross of the season.

Damn. I had “Redmond....he can run a people”.

We’re not at the races so far.