OttawaSaint

Come on LND!!

BBD, Stewart, Les on Lallana, Fraser, Archer off.

We've been a bit better this half.

Ohhhh noooo! Should be 2-0.

Dear oh dear 6 Saints players all pointing fingers at each other. Side netting luckily.

Downes' ball wasn't firm enough, but a poor finish.

Che Archer...fukkk!

I think we have enough to stay up. But Martin and his shitty system need to go for that to happen.

Right after it's been obvious for 10 minutes and they've equalised.

We're getting comprehensively outplayed at home vs Ipswich. Winning 1-0 but Arsenal, Liverpool, Man C are going to destroy us if we play like this.

Is the guy from little britain doing the co-commentary?

There were multiple points in that that he could have shotb at the gaping net and froze until he had gone too wide. Hope he can score soon, confidence taking a beating.

Jeffrey Archer would have burried that.

Getting massively outplayed but should be 2-0 up.

Donkey! Fuckkkk!

Hmm. Made a few changes. Hope we win!

Bloody hell, a team full of penalty experts and we pick the one guy who isn't for our crucial kick vs Man U. So Saintsy!

This'll be just the tonic to jumpstart the season...for Everton.

Explains a few of his lineups, many of our team incapable of making a pass...

Norwich and Scotland are not particularly well known for solid defences.

I hope this is satire...

Everton: hold my beer!

Forest win away at Anfield.

Ings with a late equalizer but apparently too shit for us...

And are now 1-0 ahead!