OttawaSaint

Here we go! *deep breaths*

Ipswich 0-2 Liverpool. That's part 1 of "the memory of Bobby Robson" has a bad day in place. Over to you Saints...

Liverpool, barely out of 1st gear have made (and missed) a whole host of chances.

Replaced by Szmodics.

Me neither, was thinking that those CoT bastards had really stepped up their game.

Salah, 2-0. New record for scoring in season openers.

RM got a new shoehorn for his birthday?

Wasn't Edwards one of the most impressive in pre-season?

But not this time. 1-0!

Liverpool missed a few sitters so far...

Guilty. Would be great though!

First minute goal for us. SJP gets on the Magpies' backs. They throw everything at us but we stand firm, breaking clear to seal the game 2-0 in injury time.

Maybe you are trying to grow some balls in that empty tingly scrotum?

Ipswich have Szmo dic energy...

Or when driving in Scotland and you see a member of a bovine species... Oh wait, that's "coo!"...

Was really hoping we'd have a dependable GK in by now but each day that passes makes it more likely we'll still be waiting until the window "slams" shut.

Might be worth a punt, does JHC play in goal?

Bloody hell, woke up to 3 unread pages thinking we might have got further with some potential signings or new links and it's just the same few knobheads arguing on and on...

Wild isn't it? I know money is a huge draw but if you love playing football how must it feel to just train and never enjoy the feeling of a packed house in a crucial match? Seems pointless.

Football is utterly broken. £17M on an 8th keeper?!? How on earth are we expected to compete?

Hope Saintsweb has stocked up on the old "told you!" and "happy to have been proven wrong" cards. @trousers

I can see that...

Looks pretty grim. Hope we can at least be competitive.

Nope. Thanks for the playoffs and everything else Alex but there's no way he can be first choice for us in the EPL.

Not a member, read the fine print and the followers have to blow Turkish twice a week! Not my bag, baby!