Bearsy

drink up lads. is closing time. Is you not got homes to go to? Nigerian cleaners is gathering chairs. Barmaids is doing coke in toilets. Awards is finish.

Move along pls. Awards is finish now. I don't want to have to call police.

Awards is over. We have no more awards. Everyone is move along now pls. Mods lock thread pls.

Least said about that the better tbh colin.

And that concludes the Saintsweb Awards 2013. There is no more awards at all. Congrats to winners, lols @ losers, merry christmas + gay new years for one & all!

not sure it would have been in my personal top 5, but the masses is spoken and it turns out there is nothing they enjoy more than watching turkish get ironed out by John Boy Saint with sub-standard pastie.

This unfortunately will be viewed by mods as validation of their exploits. I wish i had thought to include option "They is all cunts, but no more than the dumb mods." I feel this would of been even more appealing option.

This is confirm what i had long suspected, that a lot of posters (bletch) is only come on here to watch me+tokyos rimming each other

they was prob confused cos i spelled ur name wrong. soz.

They should let me control next general election. Whole process is a lot smoother if you only bother count the first 100 votes.

i have to admit this whole thing has turned out to be massive own goal. I am portsmouth of internet award ceremonies.

Have we got a load of excited ladies in the house? I bet we have! Well, take hand out of knickers and scroll down to find out bout who is hottest hottie on Saintsweb! Congrats to suebaby! I will give you ur special prize at some point in near future. When you least expect it.

I rather fancied young upcomer Barry Sanchez for the upset, however to his credit reigning champ turkish stepped up his game to preserve long unbeaten status. Congrats, champ!

I was only administration! If it makes you feel any better, it's the whole forum that pointedly snubbed you.

This is the Big Award! Check it! Victory for bears over forces of evil!

This is just typical lounge. I mean, rallyboy does good posts but the idea that someone can win prestigious award while a) being registered offender and b) only ever posting in dumb pts thread is disgrace! Only in lounge yo! It is like backwards 3rd world country.

all things considered smirking i think you can be v.proud of ur performance. None of the other candidates was retard, and this put you at unfair disadvantage.

Yeah that is what I'm doing them now, I'm having to do screenshots tho + put them on photobuckets. It is v.boring process!

Here is first award: Monk is securing this in fiercely fought battle with Colins + Minty. Windows, as per usual, is coming up the rear.

worst. election. ever. I dunno who is organise this fiasco but in any civilise country they would be drag out back + shot.

it won't seem to let me. That thing you found bout having a share results button appears to be all lies! I can prob do it if i pay £299 ffs.

Erm i actually have technical problem with survey now. It seems to have stopped counting votes after first 100 votes. It seems to think i should pay £299 if i want to see the full results. I am prob a bit against paying £299. Does anyone have spare £299?

i currently have 9% lead over tokyos for king of muppet shows. If he is outstrip me with more illegal votes from cookie eating asian sweat shops then these elections will never see the light of day. It will be coup d'etat yo! Me + my followers will be running through st.mary's, pants at half mast and our knives dripping with blood.

lol

Not you kraken, I'm calling tokyos fucking dumbass. You was just collateral damage xx