Bearsy

yeah tokyos use ur dumb brain ffs

We have a new challenger John Boy Saint! Iron him out, Champ! Just like you did Turkish.

It was shocking to see Turkish shuffling about the forum like an aging prizefighter, limping, beaten, half blind and bitter. But it was when the once great man squinted at me and muttered incoherently that he was robbed, that his defeat was invalid, that the true shock came. It was then that I understood that his true injuries lay hidden in a darker place, his heart. His heart once capable of inspiring others so completely, could no longer inspire so much as itself. It beat now only out of habit, it beat now only because it could.

the M27

This is true, i was just thinking bout hitting brum tonight doing a bit of charity work. I'm a lot like Jesus!

She wasn't saying they are necessarily valid criticisms, but that they are sticks the national media would be using to beat ponch with if he managed a club anyone gives a fuck about.

that's what happens when you let women write about football

This article asks a pretty fair question bout if ponch is overhype: http://www.football365.com/faves/9078961/F365-Says

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cute kid S016. Joking aside that was nice story in these dark + cynical times.

ugh they prob found the choc santa in someone's bin. Was it half eaten?

i find them annoying to. Their terrible people.

Cheers Close, Glenn

What's the first one? Is vibrator?

has hoddle ever won any trophies as a manager? Just wondering like

the mannequin appears to be strung up from neck. It looks like hate crime.

i've trying to get job at bbc

yeah it does come up a lot, and everytime i'm compelled to post this: [video=youtube_share;IwrUkeYxUF0]http://youtu.be/IwrUkeYxUF0

i remember in the summer cortese backing JayRod to be our top scorer and get england call up before christmas. How we all laughed.

Got to pay he what he's worth IMO otherwise he'll just go spurs.

dunno, i said are you having a stroke? do you need help? He smiled, turned his elephant trunk towards me and said "yes please". But he weren't slurring or anything.

The other day i went to toilet at pub where i watch football and there was old man stood at urinal next to me. He was v.old man like pensioner. He was making kind of a wanking movement so i glanced across to see if he was wanking. He weren't, he was just vigorously shaking drips and it was obv a bit of a job cos he had the biggest penis i ever saw in my life! The thing was ginormous like elephant trunk! I didn't say anything, i just tucked my own gear out of sight and left him to it. When I went back like an hour later for another piss he was still there!

FACE! ARMS! SPEECH! TIME TO CALL! My face is look ok. I don't want to wait for speech tho. I feel like at speech stage it will be too late to hold coherent telephone conversation with ambulance man. Not sure what to do really. I might try wanking left-handed.

omg that does my head in when bands are like that! One of the first gigs i went to was to see spiritualized cos my mate was fan. We rocked up like at 8pm or whatever and they was already on! They then proceeded to play for a full 3 hours! It was v.v.boring! And then they went off + everyone was like omg thank fuck for that, but you'll never guess what they done next! They only come back on to play encore! Sounds like ur mate had the right idea!