Bearsy

it's not over yet is it you fucking dumbass! When we're electing king or whatever they don't stop at half time & tell everyone how many votes they is counted so far!

you see how he is openly taunt the democratic system chalet? Is you let this stand?

pls pls more funfairs

Word. Monk + Colins + Minty are having a threesome at the mo. Ur just watching. Get involved smirking!

chalet pls can you ban tokyos he has been eating cookies. Tks.

You must have been posting with less sense + knowledge today smirking cos you have dropped to fourth place. Rank outsider!

check ur facts tokyos! It is not SurveyBear it is SurveyMonkey! I am not CEO of survey monkey! If tokyos is finish above me as king of muppet show, then i am gonna take this all the way to NATO yo! Hans Blicks is gonna go postal when he hears bout these abuses of human rights! is most rig election since obama!

pls can you investigate how tokyos is doing this bletch? Soon as i saw there was 14 people voting tokyos - tokyos! - as "most valuable poster" i knew that there was some serious flaw in the security system. I mean, i gave him one of them just as like a sympathy vote cos i didn't think he'd get any. He definitely would give himself a vote. But the other 12 is unaccountable!

I'm amazed that this aspect of it has taken so long to come up! I must admit it is v.temptation to announce some "surprise" winners like Barry Sanchez surprise winner of Main Board Sense+Knowledge award. saintbletch for least valuable poster etc. You guise won't hvae a clue! You'll just have to take it!

hmm this feels like over-reaction phil! I feel like ever since you found out how i single handedly arranged the cancellation of all al jism dubai football parties, ur looking to jihad. Ur over-reach this time tho. No-one likes pig nose.

lols i have not seal that deal yet(!). We went out one time, you know not on date like in a group, but she was v.boring and i ditched them to go meet some other mates. She is off work at mo. She is claiming car accident but she sent me pic + I'm pretty sure she's had nose job. I am not taking further action till i see outcome of nose job. If they take off plaster + it has come out pig nose or something then i will regretfully have to pass on this opportunity.

v.dangerous to post such sexy images on public forum! Imagine if catholic nun was just passing through saintsweb she would catch one glance of that picture and she would instantly cream herself and would have to return to monastry with thick vag juice dribbling down her leg hairs. It might cost her orders yo.

I'm actually bit worried bout tokyos + think everyone should vote tokyos. I think this might be his last christmas. Every year tokyos puts up load of mistletoe in his house + then "accidentally" sets kitchen fire. He is phone for firemens + is like "ooh pls i need lots of firemens in my house immediate!" Then when they arrive they find he is wearing negligee + no pants and he looks up and goes omg i did not see bout there was that mistletoe up here! Oh well come here you big brute of man let us get busy + tongues! But problem is this year all the firemens is refuse to respond, and tokyos is burn to death. he is weasel that cry wolf

tokyos is naturally hairless like gollum, or worm

dunno i weren't thinking there was rush. I'll prob have to close it by friday tho cos I'm meeting up with the winner of female poster of the year on new year's eve + i want to give her time to get her std checks + shave legs etc

yeah i thought i would solicit main board support cos they is known for their firm anti-tokyos stance. I'm slightly worried tho bout suffering a bear counter-strike for breaking up their dumb conversations bout stadiums or whatever

i don't want to ruin the excitement yo! There is lots of close contests going down! The female poster of the year category in particular is v.close wrestling match, i dunno if to call it a draw or just throw jello on them.

yeah tokyos has got his father-in-law's sweat shops working round the clock on this. He reminds me of Veruca Salt.

MAIN BOARDERS: stevegrant asked me to remind you to vote in the Saintsweb end of year awards pls. You do not have to vote for stevegrant, but he is offering 50% rebate on subscription renewal if you do. https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/F9NDRBT

i dunno, we've had like 70 voters so far which is bout 65 more than i ever thought came into muppet shows, but i still think this is not enough people really. On the other hand in the past 20 minutes 5 people have all done survey, all voting Tokyos for MVP which i find to be a v.suspicious betting pattern. Either it's internet hour at the local loony bin or tokyos has found loophole in the security protocols.

tokyos has feet like duck. Don't come cross my bridge tokyos brandishing ur dumb ultimatum! i will fucking end you!

He would score more goals for West Ham I reckon cos Allardyce would let him go into the penalty box occasionally.

I admit nothing!

2006 called, they is want their fatwa back http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=9;t=002198;p=0

There may have to be a steward's enquiry on the MVP award due to suspicious betting patterns. I don't find loads of people voting for smirking to be particularly suspicious in itself, it's more why they find it necessary to append their votes with comments such as "he is fit"