Bearsy

Maybe done the same as me. The whole thing was stupid tho. I never actually use the word "whom" for example, I just remember from school that I'm sposed to.

I was gonna put my entire life savings on the villa win cos the odds of 5/1 seemed to me like finding money in the street. I would of stood to win upwards of £14. Glasgow talked me out of it.

What's the skinny on getting a stream? My local reckons they can't get the game cos of bad jism

Lowering age of consent and mandatory genital flashing are only two of the wide reaching reforms under consideration by the Bear Party.

As one of societies bottom feeders i would probably be ok with violent regime change + installation of socialist dictator. We will need a suitable well respected person to be figurehead of the revolution and then it could be quite easily arranged. David Beckham would be ideal. After we've run through whitehall, knives dripping with blood and installed D.Beckham as new socialist over-lord we could really get things moving! First we would tell the world bank to do one, as I was shocked to find out earlier that i owe them $160K. They can spin for it. I don't remember signing nothing, and neither did david beckham. Then I'll start in on all your bank accounts and share it amongst the Party. Then I'll sell off some stuff I don't need like Radio 4 and Cycle paths and wind turbines to generate some capital which I will use to buy nuclear bombs which i will need for when the world bank send the heavies round. Then I will open the borders, people can come and go as they please. It won't be a problem with law enforcement cos i probably won't bother having laws anymore. It will be laws of jungle.

Packing beetroots

I wouldn't rent flat off him either! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2337469/Southampton-Lee-Barnard-Playboy-model-fiancee-told-tenants-cut-gas-electricity-did-leave-weeks.html

Ain't his bird a playboy model or something? Edit: Check it, this is her pictured with her twin sister (barnard's bird is the blonde wearing the bikini):

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They're not really though, are they bletch? I mean they're not pure IQ, these questions assume a certain amount of general knowledge. For example, let's say the most high IQ person on the planet is a 10 year old boy. One of them pretty boys with the floppy fringe you get nowadays. He's wearing pyjamas, but they're ever so slightly too small and the top has rode up slightly and Anyway... He's probably never even seen a wind-up alarm clock, or be familiar with the fact that they commonly (but not exclusively) lack facility to differentiate between am + pm.

I have not seen ur wife scotty, but i think it's fair to say i would. I am gonna go + buy some of these things from Asda. What is they taste like? Bit salty?

Unless of course he wound his clock up by criticising it's dumb haircut or whatever. I hadn't really thought of it like that.

yeah i think we all ascertained that much bridge. My main objection is if when I "set my alarm to sound for 9 o'clock in the morning" am I setting it for 9am (which i can't really do on a wind up clock anyway) or am I setting it for 9 o'clock but doing it in the morning. You know, like physically doing it the next day.

I stopped reading here. I have enough ignorant views of my own without being subjected to bletch's.

I dunno pap but I'm with whitey that none of them questions has definitive answer. They're all a bit "what am i thinking?". I see no reason why the bear must be white for example, even if the guy is at north pole. It could just as easily be a burly gay man.

They did seem a bit trick question. All three of them I would of been asking for more information. Like the one bout the alarm clock, bearing in mind it was being read out to him and Boris weren't seeing it wrote down, I dunno if I'd be clear if he was setting the alarm clock the same night he went to sleep, or doing it the next morning after he woke. In either case I don't know how long it took him to nod off after setting his clock. Sometimes it takes me hours!

If he had come through the academy he would prob start every game.

why am i wearing a leaf over my genitals? Surely they're the best part!

Can't you do more reviews of cottaging sites? You could visit lots of different cottaging sites + produce a guide. I don't particularly need the guide, I'm only in it for the lols, but I imagine that there are various posters + players who would find this useful.

(bear quickly changes forum password)

Lols, not only is they infringe on my Bear copyrights, they actually say yo on them! What is up with that, yo?

in unguarded moments he sometimes sends me drunken pm's gloating bout all the people he has got weasel banned, and all the people he is going to try + get weasel ban in the future. I don't mean to worry you, but ur name is often come up.

I'm pretty sure it's Nemingtons, or just Nems for short.

It was worse earlier in the season, i think it was before the West Brom game when we hadn't picked up a single point more that Palace. Pretty embarrassing.