Bearsy

Seems to be saying we're definitely getting top 4 ain't it, spooder? I hope you went back to the handout monkey & put him right!

It's happening

I'm actually thinking of starting cos since I've come to Brimingham I've noticed lot more people smoke than when I was in London. They love it up here! There is a bus shelter round the corner from me and it has an actual chimney in it! It's a bit annoying in pub when suddenly everyone is f*ck off tho. Maybe I'll just get one of them eLites. Or crack-pipe or something.

I do not smoke but I always carry a pack + in the end of each one I have put a small lump of poo. If anyone is ever ask me for a smoke I am give them a Malborough Shite. I like to think this is help them give up.

If anything my achievements is even more impressive! Imagine if Jose Mourinho was on toilet + the only method he had of contacting team was via iphones - do you think he would be able to guide Chelsea to Champions League glory under this circumstance? Prob not, but I have done exactly that - and even more cos I done it with Saints! Pls could all haters suck it. Tks.

Lols

Thanks for asking. I am using my own tactic I made. I call it the "Lift-off" cos it is 4-3-2-1. What I do is get J-Rod to score 15 goals per week + the other lads just chip in if they're not too busy. I am win League (twice) I am win FA Cup I am win League Cup I am win Champions League I expect I'll win quadruple in my 3rd season. I will let u know.

he is deffo supercuts. I was hoping he woud afford better stylist with new contract. Can't see any of the big boys coming in for him with current haircut.

He reminds me of Benjamin Button. We need to get rid before he regresses to toddler.

pffft why does that matter windows? I remember when I first saw shaw play, I was like who is that wrinkled old man, is he groundskeeper? No, I was informed, he is our left back + he is only 17! Imagine my surprise!

I have sympathy. On Tuesday I was freezing my nuts off so on Wednesday I wore big coat, but then it turned out that the weather on Wednesday was a lot more warm. It is this in-and-out running from the weather god's that is to blame. All we is ask for is consistency.

I think it would be too confuse to have a JRod and also a JRhod, so for that reason I'm out.

Weren't he the black guy what got bummed in pulp fiction?

check the record yo, tokyos pm me straight back asking for "moar picturess". He seemed disappoint that they was all of grown woman.

Are you gonna let him get away with that bout ur mum tokyos?

Yeah i don't play the complications one, i play the one on iphones. It's better cos it don't take over ur whole life - I just play it when I'm having dump or in cinema or driving. I don't think this at all undermines my achievement in winning back to back premier league titles tho! Or J-Rod achievement in scoring 15 goals in one week. Cortese is more hands off in iphones version, he's not once been complaining bout me not signing italians. On the other hand someone (Les Reed?) sends me a report after every game, even if I'm win 9-0, saying I'm not playing with enough "width".

you spoil everything

I would have the moustache guy from the banner, I would play him right back instead of Clyne. I would have Matt Oakley cos he was my favourite as a kid, I would play him right back instead of moustache guy. I would also have Theo + Oxlaide-Chamberlain. I would play them right back instead of Oakley.

Mate of mine knows one of the mothers. I have NSFW picture of her, if anyone is interest, send me pm yo! Edit - Tokyos ur pre-approved check ur inbox

I don't use corner cheat, I don't need to cos I have super Jay-Rod! Last night right, he scored 5 on the Saturday vs Fulham, then 6 in midweek cup game vs Burnley, then he got another 4 at the weekend vs. Liverpool. I make this him scoring 15 goals in a week. This is one of the great feats of professional football & I don't reckon it will ever be repeated. What a great player Jay-Rod is!

Average attendance is down 1500 on last season. We've not played any of the big draws yet tho to be fair.

JC will be in the wilderness for 40 match days. He will be thrice tempted by the Devil. If he can come through these trials the Kingdom, the Power and the Glory are his. So it is written. Amen.

I must be missing something here! Why wouldn't manager of Newport jump at the chance to join sleeping giant with best fans in Europe? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25114072

Yeah i dunno bout prison in cases like this. Dude was trying to rape babies, he ought to be in mental hospital. Edit: Just for the record, I thought Lostprohets were shit even before they started raping babies.