Bearsy

Don't be that way tokyos, we're double act. We're synonymous. Like Ant+Dec, Turkish+MLG or your mum + blow jobs.

sold!

I watched the first 10 minutes or so. I was annoyed by the dumb government woman air-lifting Doctor Who's house without even bothering to knock on the door first to check if he was inside. It seemed amazingly careless and no regard for H&S. I was also annoyed by him being "I'll have a quick look outside, oops I is fallen! No, I'm ok... Oops now I is hang on by my ankles!" It was attention seeking. He was mugging it up on purpose. I wish he'd broke his bleeding neck. The other thing I noticed was his girlfriend is suffer from bad acting. I turned it off soon after. I might watch some more on iplayers and let you know further interesting observations.

oh my days.

meh if KD was welsh or finnish, he'd be an international goalie too.

i done a vow that i would sooner suck ur balls than post on another of ur dumb thre- oh, shit

pls don't use this expression, it's racist. Many woodland animals defecate in their natural habitat, I don't know why people is always single out bears.

she is quite fat tho ain't she ludwig

No-one cares bout my genuine opinions Tell us a joke bear! Write us a scout report! Dance bear, dance! It's not easy being me

maybe the pre match rumours bout lallana carrying a knock weren't entirely groundless.

Overall i was pretty disappointed with Arsenal, they really didn't do an awful lot. You kind of felt they had another gear tho if they needed it, which unfortunately they didn't.

it was kind of even really, type of game where the "better team" plaudits are decided by who happens to get the breaks in front of goal. They were no more the better team than Liverpool or Man Utd when we got results up there.

two soft goals innit.

That was a bad one, might as well of kicked it in his own net. I've got to take it tho, he's generally v.good. I'll let him have one of them a season.

f*cksake hooiveld Arsenal 1 - 0 Saints

I think tressed means to feel relaxed? Also Miss, whil ur here Miss, grade the poem i wrote bout Ozil pls. I'd be interested in ur notes on the metre or whatever! http://bearsyinvestigates.blogspot.com/2013/11/scouting-report-arsenal.html

He did have a bit of a stinker up there last year, didn't he Hooiveld? Weren't it that he scored an own goal and then got the hook after 20 mins. Hopefully he's forgot all about that!

think it's live commentary on radio 5 live, and i listened direct off their website the other day using my iphones.

Talk on the radio bout delayed kick off due to piccadilio line

I feel a bit emotional blackmail, but i done a scout just for you deano, my good bro! http://bearsyinvestigates.blogspot.com/2013/11/scouting-report-arsenal.html

It's a strong opening, but went a bit downhill thereafter.

i prefer the one where I'm bumming you. Is anyone got this on file? I would be pleased to witness this again!

What precisely is homophobic gesture? Did he do the mincing walk? If so D.Fox could also be in trouble.

I got a call from police station once saying they'd had my wallet handed in. When I went to collect it they was like, hold on the Sherriff wants a word with you. I was shitting it cos i suddenly recalled there was a couple tabs of acid behind the driving license. Plod led me through to interview room and the Sheriff rocked up, I was all ready with the stout denial "no bruv that ain't my wallet" but he just sat down, looked at me sternly and held open my wallet. "This isn't very clever, is it?" he said. I'd stuck a label on the inside and it said in bold, manly lettering, "Pin No.: 4723". "It's people like you," continued plod, "that make our job so difficult. You are lucky that the person who found your wallet was honest. Frankly I think it would serve you right if they emptied your bank account." I leaned back and flicked an imaginary speck of dust from the irreproachable mechilin lace of my blouse*. I was cool as you like. "Understand, Plod," I said, "that the number specified on that label is not my genuine pin number. My real pin number is 6969. That number there, you buffoon, is an entrapment for dishonest pick-pockets. I would of thought that you would be familiar with these modern crime-fighting techniques, but apparently not. The idea," I added making things clear to the meanest intelligence*, "Is that your average street urchin will rush to the nearest cash-point, gleefully enter the erroneous number three times and thus inadvertently return the bank card to it's rightful owner." The Sheriff just looked at me, dumbfounded, and I like to think more than a little impressed. He very nearly offered me a job. * Wodehouse paraphrase yo

I was trying to think who it reminded me of!