Bearsy

I got the new FM on iphones, what is good is there is new feature called "My Club" where you can invent two players and add them to Southampton squad. We won the league first season! Top scorer was World Class striker, Dirty Bearsy. The other new player was centre back called Tokyos Homosex, he requested transfer cos I kept publicly criticising him. I also done trolls on him by offering him new contract but then making it £10 per week, and when he was complaining him bout not playing I let him have a game... In goal! Hahaha Tokyos Homosex was not liking that!

Did anyone else get in on this? I retweeted it 37,865 times. Least I could do, for the kids.

Gerrard is certainly the better paid, more than compensates for JWP deficiencies in that area

sorry turkish, sorry everyone I hope jay has one of them games where he beats the first man + goes on scary good runs, rather than one of those games where he fails to beat first man and ends up giving the ball away lots. I am bit fraid for him having a stinker cos he is a bit fragile confidence! Hopefully their right back is butters!

you have to be a die-hard stalker to bother following player's brothers, uncles, high school maths teachers etc. Kudos!

we expect better of you bletch than this weak retort. I've looked at it in various ways but it does not appear to be even one of ur homosex jokes. There is a certain sinister interest in ur claim to be able to see what he's doing with his lips, but other than that i could find little to interest + amuse. We're not angar, we're just disappoint.

the word on the streets is that Villa is also on sale. My sources say Randy Lerner is sold out 49% to Red Bull. For backgrounds I am v.well connected cos since I moved Birmingham I have twice had dinner with Sir Doug Ellis OBE, i is also met the Chief Executive of Villa whose name I can't remember, and only last week Dean Saunders flew back from golfing holiday in Ireland specifically to tell me some interesting + funny stories bout Brian Clough.

I'll give you Walcott brah, not so sure bout Neil Lennon whose main attributes is being ginger + angry, IIRC

And lo, even the most innocent muppet show thread ends with pictures of tokyos rape victims wrapped in cling film. Six degrees of separation yo.

yeah where was pap when the conservatives were censoring Muppet Show ITK2013TM this is not a drill?

There is nothing better on cold winter night than snuggling up close to ur bird and warming your hands in the thick down of her back hair.

surprised to find pap siding with the robots! Is you forget all the lessons learned in Terminator, pap? I agree with Dave Cameron bout banning the robots.

can people stop quote that picture of tokyos gf pls

Paint it red + post to SMS. Put note on front, "Dear Nicola, many Christmas returns, love Steve Grant + the guys at Saintsweb"

I tried "I RAD" which i thought was good cos i am Rad, but computer said no you is not Rad.

the anagram one is bastard, my first one up was like "RAID" and i couldn't think of an anagrams for RAID, so it gave me anagram mental age of like 112 or something.

he also has like a sadist sex chair with all nails + shit sticking up. kinky.

fucking hell pap! I'm not boasting or nothing but it looks v.small. Or is that the idea? It's not so much to stop you doing sex, as to stop you even get aroused? Try it on + post moar picturesss pls

um pahars innit. He rented a house and they was like whatever you do don't go in the locked room. So he didn't go in there cos he is good as word. Then they kept ringing up every two weeks, "You ain't been in the locked room have you?" and he was like nah, but then he got curious. Anyways one day he went and picked the lock and the door gently creaked open and um pahars was faced with a whole sex dungeon of old men in gimp masks brandishing dildos etc. Um pahars hesitated, and crossed himself, before stepping inside + gently closing the door behind him. He never posted again.

have you worn it, pap? how is it work? edit: picturesss pls

That is true. Also as you know i work McDonalds and we do some v.effective anti rape products. We have birds that come in every day to buy them, and you wouldn't even think they was particularly the type of birds who is at risk.

wouldn't stop me They should consider wearing tights, they is more anti-boner

I'm v.mature for my ages, which is good to know!

"Robbie Keane Bulge Exciting" "Beet Root Fields Vagina" "watch where my daughter shoves this" What is these? These is genuine google search terms people done that led them to my bearsyinvestigates blog! I find these infos fascinating! Sick bastards! Imagine their disappointment!