Bearsy

Did everyone survive the sanitisation of this thread ok? No casualties? No 5-point fractions?

I saw bookies offering 26-1. I wasn't tempted.

Oh! Were you being irony about Gaston? Soz! Too subtle for me! I'll leave you alone then - carry on as you were!

Obv he was never crap, but neither is Gaston! He was crap in the same was as Gaston, in that vociferous elements of his own fan base labelled him such.

I'd be interested to see if you can come up with the counter arguments, they seem to me so obvious that it feels patronising to present them! What does lives on a trumpet mean?

wassisname at arsenal. Ramsey.

you do talk some bollocks barry!

sorry sue! I didn't mean it to be like a nasty dig honest!

don't worry spudders i believe rembrandt had the same problem till he upgraded to nexus 4.4

I feel in my dark ursine soul that if we put out a side like that we'll get beat. I want that QF spot vs Chelsea! I would like to be more: Boruc Clyne Lovren Fonte Chambers Cork Schneiderlin Ramirez Davis Ward Prowse Osvaldo or Lambert or Rodriguez

yeah i spose. I mean, much as it is sacrilege to mess with the masters i think people who is not classical trained artist might miss some of the underlying dramatic subtext unless you make it completely explicit. Like this yo!

i dunno much bout art spudders but ur work speaks to me on an emotional level. My one improvement would be to give the octopus sadface!

Just as i suspected! Pls do not let the slings + arrows of bob's outrageous accusations disrupt our ongoing cordial relations + mutual respect. Srsly

dumb tokyos! Recognising that other people is going round calling me price pikey is not the same as acknowledging that i am in any way a price pikey! There is subtle but distinct difference! In any case I am not a price pikey! Only today I helped an old lady with her shopping and she offered me 50p and you know what i said? I said No Thanks, old lady, keep ur money! Give me suck job instead.

wait... what? Me + Tim is never a cross word!

Bonjour mama! Bonjour papa! J'ai volé Un cirque de llama!

guise... try & remember there may be octopi posting on this forum.

lols did tim drop the octo-bomb? +1 reputations!

suewhistle?

yeah just cos tokyos spends his working days fisting RPS and urinating on live octopus he fails to consider that some people hold down important positions at automotive food delivery enterprise! It was quite lols gif tho. I mean, under different circumstance i would of been pleased to witness the effect of asian excretions on cephalopod mollusc when applied under controlled scientific conditions.

Boruc?

Barry got mugged by a burka woman, the police rounded up some suspects and done a line-up but Barry was unable to identify his assailant. In seriousness, there was a genuine story in the news a while back, I think I read bout it on here, where this dude disguised himself as Burka woman to get inside jewellery store and then when inside he produced a sword from under his dress and proceeded to stuff his underpants with gemstones. I remember the story cos it was pretty lols! It didn't work tho. I dunno exactly where it went wrong, but I'm pretty sure he got 10 years in the big house.

It's been confiscate! Dumb IT weirdo has taken images home to "check for viruses". He said i can have it back tomoz, but i was like i don't want it after uv splurged java-script all over it FFS!!

It's been confiscate! Dumb IT weirdo has taken images home to "check for viruses". He said i can have it back tomoz, but i was like i don't want it after uv splurged java-script all over it FFS!

yeah good opportunity to give the reserves a run-out IMO