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Bearsy

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  1. Anal Her Arse
  2. Is good thread but you shouldn't give away answer yo! Lord Rapey
  3. Yeah I get that, I was just wondering bout what happens from a practical point of view when feckless sponger - lets call her tokyos mum - gets pregnant for the third time. Here is the role play as I see it: Tokyos Mum: I'm pregnant, I'm gonna need more dollar State: Nu-uh you already got two kids, you better get rid Tokyos Mum: You can't make me abortion it's against my religion, or whatever! State: Well ok, but we're not giving you no dollar. Can't you get job? Tokyos Mum: What with 3 kids? No chance! State: How bout the dad? Tokyos Mum: I don't know who that is! It could be almost anyone! Can you hurry up? Baby is hungry. State: This is all ur problem Tokyos Mum: Ok can you send MP round to collect dead baby? Papers is here already.
  4. media twists story to suit anti-bear agenda. What a shock
  5. I was thinking I'd sooner read about sponging wasters than starving babies, but if you can definitely make them get job I will support ur policy!
  6. What happens if benefits people go ahead & have a third kid regardless? Do we let it starve? Is it confiscate?
  7. Bearsy

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  8. Yeah i can't decide if I want to make lazy beckham comparisons cos of his crossing, or lazy scholes comparisons cos he's wee & gingery. It's a minefield.
  9. I can recommend this book: It covers the period in SFC history from 30/08/2010 to 12/09/2010. It's quite a short book, but a cracking read.
  10. In point of fact, before all of you come out closet, while it's just Tim & Bob who we already knew about, all four of them is dudes. These are contestants from Miss Thailand Ladyboy contest 2013, which I was unfortunate unable to attend cos my nan died (of unrelated issues)
  11. I see what ur thinking MLG but don't worry, I'm buying. It's part of the welcom to Muppet Shows care package
  12. ha that was my first thought. It's been a while since i've been to winchester but Terry seems to think it's Gobi desert or kenya refugee camp or something. They have internets? Srsly?
  13. Yeah i could use a link too pls
  14. You have to sex one of these birds, but warning! The trick is one of them is dude! Which one is you bone?
  15. hi MLG! Knew we'd get you someday! Trick or Treat? Choose carefully yo!
  16. ...until his sad passing last week RIP
  17. i jizzed on catwoman last halloween. Srsly. You have to go out tho, the halloween fiteh's that come round ur house delivering boners in this country tend to be under 12 and often accompanied by parent or guardian, making all the carefully prepared roofie lollipops redundant.
  18. You are literally the only person still double posting tokyos. Double posting is soooo September. Get over urself.
  19. A laughable analysis of the situation pap. You have really shown urself up with this child-like understanding. You seem to think that Football Manager is intended as a representation of "real life" Southampton FC. I put it to you, Papington, that it is the other way round! MLG sets the agenda yo. Cortese will read that he is supposed to be plundering Italian markets and will no doubt be frantically putting these plans into place.
  20. Ur v.popular in muppet shows MLG, would it be so bad to pop in occasionally? U can have ur choice of Muppet Show squad number! Except 69 which is mine.
  21. As counsel for the defence i am advising my client to make no such statements. If you wish to discuss this matter further please follow the proper channels. We will make no further statements on a public forum.
  22. At the very least they will give you English lesson, cos cracks is cheats or drugs. Ur terminology should have been bugs, if we are to accept ur defence as presented, which frankly I do not. I don't want to get into all that now tho, we will leave the matter for the courts to decide.
  23. Too late for that now, authorities have been informed. Hope you have good lawyer yo!
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