Bearsy

We're all v.suspicious bout why you want to pin this on the McCann's. We're starting to think you're involved. Or at very least you Know Something.

nigel went on tv and said that brighton fans + gus poyet in particular couldn't keep it up. Brighton fans went mental! For months they was posting pictures of their erect penis to St. Mary's. Cortese collected all the photos together + give them to NA as part of his settlement.

yeah i bumped into zep the other day and he was all boasting how he don't post here anymore cos he's "got a life now". I was like, dude! We do not accept this terminology! We don't call it "got a life", we say that uv Sold Out.

nah wibble they look pretty good to me! Right nipple is maybe slightly bit bigger but i wouldn't worry bout it

Yeah KRG, 2005 called, they is wanting their bands back.

yeah i know what you mean Barry, Osvaldo may turn out to be great player but i just ain't seen it yet. Probably the posters who used to study his games in italy+spain are in better position to say how quality he is tho. I'm taking their word for it! If he turns out shit tho i will hunt them all down + hurt them bad.

f365 is a bit got their knives out on osvaldo

yeah i think that is the definition really. I think about Saints every day. I sit on toilet contemplating bout how many goals Lallana will score this season. At my own nan's funeral i was more busy wondering if Shaw would be fit for next game, i nearly raised the matter in her eulogy.

Hi Ladies! I spose you is all familiar with the new revisions in the fifth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders? Under new regulations when ladies is flow + are sitting about in pyjama pants eating minstrels refusing to do the washing up, ladies is now officially classified as "Mentally Ill". http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2470796/PMDD-Women-extreme-PMS-deemed-mentally-ill-DSM-5.html How is we feel bout this? Do we feel that in future ladies will make more effort to not be such a bitch all the time, now that ur man is authorised to cart you off to loony bin if you is acting up bad?

you still did tho, didn't you tokyos? That was good story! When you tell it in future spin out the bit after he's done something bad and is following the pretty girl home. It would be better to leave ur audience imagining the rape scenario for a bit longer before you let us down, here you should be saying some stuff setting the scene and describing the woman etc and how she is getting nervous and breaking into a run, really ramp up the sexual tension before you introduce the punch line.

yeah you was a bit right bout that!

yeah i enjoyed the twist. I mean, it was ridiculous + implausible in itself, but it explained some of the ridiculous + implausible things that had been happening in the previous 3 episodes. Also excuses some of the bad acting that Carrie had been doing, maybe it was bad acting on purpose.

I will check with the sisters but I reckon the transgenders can post in here if they is deffo now being woman. They have to make their mind up tho! There is a transgender who works the robot tills at my asda, sometimes when you go in it is man, other times when you go in it is woman. What they done at my asda tho is they said "enough is enough, yo!" and they made it choose. It is now always woman, but even still when you ask for directions to teabagging aisle it answers in voice of man, so it is still bit confusion. In other news i had to googles three words in ur post, bletch. I am not v.happy bout this. If ur not careful ur gonna be like dubai phil whose posts i always read but long since gave up actually expecting to understand what he is go on about.

i am interest in theories + lack empathy! where do you go to discuss bout these things? I would like to come along sometime if that is ok

did they find giant squids phil? I wouldn't want to watch whole show and find they is fail to film giant squid! I've been watching new series of Wanking Dead. It's not my favourite show, I don't like melodramas I'm only in it for the zombies, but the episode i watch last night was v.good. It was episode 2 of series 12 or whatever, it was +++zombies extreme. I also like how the writers are totally trolling that rick character. Alright rick? feeling pretty good bout things, enjoying doing ur farming? Look out! Here is zombies! They is eat all ur livestock + ur friends!

is true, whenever i approach new posters they immediately become "full member"

not particular, i was doing a troll on barry!

we is so hipster club right now! We're like the british borussia dortmund, or the english swansea. We is a lot of new fans in london coffee shops, wearing non-prescription glasses, retro blazers + pink socks

you guise is all v.greedy! I will be satisfaction even if we don't sign anyone, as long as we hang on to all our best players like gaston + osvaldo

[video=youtube_share;lrb--Ye1gqQ]http://youtu.be/lrb--Ye1gqQ

and then pep guardiola come on and said that if he could of got barcelona to play like us he would never have left them, then pele come on and said the one regret from his career is that he never got play for southampton srsly, it's getting embarrassing.

oh my god this thread is turning into such a sausage-fest! This is sposed to be a safe haven for saintsweb ladies to chat bout their boobs in a safe + respectful environment, and you guise is ruining it! i guess ladies you will just have to go back to sending me ur infos by pm

i knew it! dumb somali! fortunately for tom he already got aids in philadelphia, otherwise could be lot worse

is it as good as the poster photo? Look out tom! Is behind you! is he get raped?

the poster photo makes me laugh every time i see it Edit: :lol::lol::lol::lol: