Bearsy

Here is transcript of press conference with Roy Hodgson: Journo: Roy, what are your thoughts on England's world ranking dropping to 17th? Hodgson: Well naturally I'm very disappointed with our ranking. I had hoped if anything to improve our ranking. I think a lot about ranking, it is important to me. I want to have a good rank... why is you laughing?

i thought I'd left my shoes at gym, so I went back and asked at reception if they had any white trainers. They went mad! I got whole lecture bout racial discrimination and how their instructors are selected based on experience and qualifications, and not on skin colour.

omg this is hilarious i think some of u guise has accident got me on ignore! Dumb guise! Can someone who is not got me on ignore quote this post so the dumb guise is knowing what they is done!

Spudgun is like Breaking Bad character Tuco cos you think he dies in series two but then he comes back as a different name and ends up raping walter white (bletch) in series 4 episode 6

shutup guise! I'm still here! I just can't post v.much cos They is watching me yo. I'm like spudders, i only get to post while cracking one out in the toilets nowadays. I feel like this is constructive dismissal. I might ring claims direct.

The council come round my house asking questions but I was like "These are not the drones ur looking for" Cheers

maybe he just meant they was all marry?

nice work gwc!

I like Welbz, he is handful. I bet teams don't like playing against Welbz, cos he is v.quick + workrate + haircut. He has dodgy first touch tho.

yeah i thought the first goal looked bad mistake by Lovren, but then when i watched it again it was actually a bit of a foul.

yeah SuperMikey is a bit pot + kettle calling bowers boring... anyone who has listened to his radio show will know what i mean!

Sounds like SuperMikey complained bout you, probably ur conversation is v.boring. SuperMikey was like omg bowers is just not shut up ffs!

Meh I take it back that second half was the usual sh!t. I'm predicting same old plodding dour constipated c*ntball when they go brazil.

Word, I usually hate watching England but I'm enjoying this new fast paced attacking attitude of last two games.

lol i was hoping you was gonna deny being anything to do with Spudgun! I was looking for "Dunno what ur on about mate, my name is Brett, I live in Camden".

You changed ur name bro? Was that part of the delicate negotiations with Steve when he was trying to get ur £5 back? I have standing offer with mods to pay £50 if they change tokyos name to "Gaylord Supreme"

yeah I like most of these! if i could get brain damage tho & forget just one show so that I could watch it again, I would prob do Freaks & Geeks. I really loved that show

Is that a mugabe moustache or unusually prominent philtrum? I don't know who the old man with the hair-lip is

Dale Stephens is right back currently playing CF for youth team, Jack Stephens is former player with fat/thin/turnbull face, Cat Stevens changed his name to Yusuf Islam

jesus when you guys sort out who is who i will come back + give my opinions ffs

yeah i don't find her v.believable either, you can see why the BJs was suspicious of her. They have to remember tho, the BJs, that psychopaths can be victim of child abduction just like anyone else.

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yeah exactly! How many games has clyne played for Man Utd? No chance

the worst thing bout the whole affair is the affect it has had on Kate McCann's sex life. She did whole interview in newspapers bout how she can't hardly bring herself to make sweet passionate love to Gerry no more. It made me sick yo.