Bearsy

i'm too busy making lawrenson pictures! Is shame tho cos i have some interesting thoughts bout the shape, weight and wider social impact of martin jols head.

Crane fly is bastard! Flying spiders yo! I woke up one time just as massive daddy long legs was trying to execute a landing on my actual face. Freaked me the fuck out! We had a brief + furious war, me and the daddy long legs, and i am pleased to confirm that i was victorious. I messed him up bad.

to be fair this is the thread for attacking midfielders. I think lallana runs funny + jack cork smells.

tell me ur being sarcasm sydney! Tell me you didn't really pay £5 to lick tokyos balls in earnest! I don't know what to believe anymore! Registered lurkers are sposed to bum-lick me and mug off tokyos! It's like some weird reverse world! Am i being merked? Rio? Are you Rio?

pics or it didn't happen

yes!

i'm talking real girls tokyos, not the underage digital gf on ur ds

tokyos... is there loads of frustrated girls in japan who is not getting cock cos all the dudes is too busy playing computer games? Would i be able to have casual sex with them or would i have to have naked bath with their dads first?

I don't mind being called plague rat but I'm not sure i want it 5 times per week! What other types of posts would you be bringing Sydney? Do you have anything interesting to say bout tokyos for example?

i didn't know moles is gay

ur funny!

on the news just now they was saying that some old duffer had a heart attack at baby cambridge christening (probably over-excitement) and baby cambridge just lightly touch his forehead with chubby finger + the old man come back to life! Amazing story! I am also hearing that after the christening someone knocked over the birdbath(?) and the baby cambridge waters flooded across the tiles and touched the foot of an old woman in a wheelchair and then suddenly she found she could walk again + now has guest spot on strictly as professional dancer! Is there nothing that baby cambridge can not do! i am v.emotional right now bout baby cambridge.

it wouldn't surprise me if he has it on his passport

check the soulless suits preening & primping to get their grubby corporate 5% + benefits. java coding is set you free yo!

bit off topic but this is true ain't it yo! Who is our IT peoples on here? Pap?

this is bad news for ur dogs tokyos Does anyone know if all these rules still stand now that baby cambridge is born, or is we gonna get new rules?

yeah! I ain't that happy bout the 50 pieces of silver either! I spose 5p counts? What is that, £2.50? Not worth it

Leviticus 26:21-22 If even then you remain hostile toward #babycambridge and refuse to obey, I will inflict you with seven more disasters for your sins. I will release wild animals that will kill your children and destroy your cattle, so your numbers will dwindle and your roads will be deserted

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her. #babycambridge never????!!!

Jeremiah 50:21-22 Go up, my warriors, against the land of Merathaim and against the people of Pekod. Yes, march against Babylon, the land of rebels, a land that I will judge! Pursue, kill, and completely destroy them, as I have commanded you #babycambridge

Revelation 13:8 And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world. #babycambridge

Revelation 1:7-38 Behold, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him, and all tribes of the earth will wail on account of him. #babycambridge

Hebrews 9:28 So Christ, having been offered once to bear the sins of many, will appear a second time, not to deal with sin but to save those who are eagerly waiting for him. #babycambridge