Bearsy

i would of thought some of you guise would of mentioned this. It's embarrassing for me to be finding out like this, having it mentioned in passing in bbc articles. U should be shamed of urselfs.

It's unfortunate that both our top-scorers this season play in same position. Ponch is got difficult decision! Ramires or Davies, goals or goals! Or leave them both out again for southampton nil.

disturbing mental image yo! Or is twerking also verb for sending twitters?

much more accurate+realistic than the Football Manager ratings i reckon. I dunno who does them but he always seems to get them v.wrong.

get a grip, turd. No-one wants to hear bout ur dumb recommendations. Edit - Is we blame him for forren yeah?

have you took into account all the jews & homosex who don't feel safe attending the ground?

I did ask ponch if he needed scout report but he was like nah bro, I got this! They have funny badge tho! Check it! Is like drawn by child with half lion, half horse, half dildo creatures! I have done spot-the-difference competition! can you spot all 17 changes????

Yeah good point. I think it's a design fault with tv design tho. I was in hotel recently turned on TV and it was on porn channel, which was an uncomfortable reminder that immediately prior to my arrival Lenny Henry had been jacking it in my bed.

That was pretty funny tokyos! That was me explaining how come when you turn on my TV it's on Babestation channel and I'm like oh yeah if there is powercut it just resets to random channel... Srsly it does!

Cortese orders cos he wants everyone to be able to see the chapel hashtag. He spent a lot of money on that hashtag.

yeah this is true, we would have seen the same improvement if it was Osvaldo what got subbed. Better shape for keep-ball innit.

you make v.good point pap! I am now against the use of sluts! I mean I'm against using the word, i am still happy to use sluts in other respects. i suggest we make a bad word for birds that don't put out very often. In future instead of thinking nah i won't have sex with him i don't want to be called slut, birds will be thinking oh yeah i had better have sex with him i don't want people calling me a... erm.. We need a word like frigid but more offense!

i hope the rumour that he keyed wickham's ferrari on his way out the ground proves to have legs. I am already quite fond of this rumour!

Was they really giving us the clap off? Patronising fucks! You only do that to really noddy clubs what just had their cup final.

we should have match review threads like that where just the expert posters like me and ART and Alpine-Saint are allowed to give our considered+expert opinions without being interrupted by Wums every five minutes.

lol

dunno bout that, but one more transfer window like the last one and we'll be a threat. Srsly.

erm don't think so. Cortese showed when we drew at chelsea that the best time to replace a manager is after a good result. We don't want to rest on our laurels. Need a man who can take us to the next level.

Fucking love it! I didn't think we was much better or worse than any of the other games I've seen this season, but given the opposition + the result that was epic!

oi... we're 4th

called it yo!

still think we look a man short in midfield. With only two CM no-one can push out wide to cover the full back. Getting away with it so far tho! Maybe the idea is to bring on another CM if we ever take a lead. Dunno if we'll get to see that anytime soon tho!

More ITK from Turkish! Is there truth in the rumour bout relocating the club to London then? I heard he put a bid in for Upton Park.

I have no problem with this! How long would you give Eric to turn it around? I would say 10-15 minutes into the second half Cortese should review his options.

I wouldn't of waited that long. If we sacked him before Sunderland we could have two more points.