nah is satire but was f*cking hilarious! I totally lost it when he was naming slang terms and he come out with "cat-flaps"! And then when he's like, "No, we can't take credit for all of them, lezzers and dykes we didn't come up with those"
the Secret Footballer dude said he didn't know none and that made me think it must be v.uncommon. I feel like you'd know if one of ur team mates was a gay.
homophobias and racism are no more prevalent in football than in society in general. If anything we're more accepting! I dunno why we're always being singled out for special treatment.
The rainbow laces thing is the worst one yet IMO! I thought it was joke! I find it v.offensive that people are saying all gays like rainbow laces. I know quite a few gays and none of them wear rainbow laces! I think a better idea would be to make the players dress like characters from Mama Mia or suck each other off in the centre circle or something.
My middle name is Richard. True story! I tell people it's cos I'm rich + hard.
One thing we Richard's don't like is when people try to Dick us. We don't like to be Dicked! Well, the Richard I knew at school did but he was exception.
i'm not scientist but i reckon the gene that makes you gay also makes you less good at football. I have statistical evidence for this cos there was 3 gay kids in my year at school, one called Jamie one called Richard and one called Andrew and they was all terrible at football! Jamie only had one arm so i spose that would of counted against him anyway. He was the easiest kid in school to push over.