Bearsy

Hi mods can we have a poll please? a) ponch should be sack if we are 0-0 b) ponch should be sack at half time c) ponch should be sack before kick off

Hi gays! I have made a short video bout our away support!

who does everyone want us to get in the group stages? I think we'll do good vs Barcelona cos they won't park the bus and cos wanyama has already showed he is better than their midfield. Roma would be good cos they is sold their best player to spurs. I would want to avoid AC Milan tho in case they make disparaging comparisons between our atmosphere and fratton park. What do you think Guise?

on topics, have we stole all scotland's north sea oil yet? We might want to work double shifts to make sure we get it all before independance

he's saying you object to the use of irony on star trek forums

i can confirm this. tokyos came out first + i thought it would stop abuses if a lot of straight posters showed solidarity.

Lols that's the second time today yo! PAEDO BEAR NEWS so im writing story on one of them fanfiction type sites. My story is bout a girl what can see ghosts or whatever. So far I've got one fan, she is 14yo girl from america. We have whole pm chats + everything! Anyway this is the opinions of my actual gf from last night: BIRD: What's so funny? Ur bleeding saintsweb again i spose? BEAR: Nah I'm chatting with Amy. BIRD: Who's bleeding Amy? BEAR: My internet friend. BIRD: (sour-face) What are you talking about? BEAR: She likes that story i wrote. BIRD: (makes face - she thinks my story is gay) Are you gonna be long? BEAR: No she is got to do her homework now. Bird is now lols and calling me grooming! She is not understanding my special relationship with 14yo girls in america!

Rainbow laces

massive scoop for the os to get an exclusive interview with Lovren. Dunno how they managed that. Well done os!

Just by the by, haven't reading already got Le Fondre to fulfil he hanging round penalty box scoring tap ins role?

If I hated someone I'd prob send them to Reading too.

i reckon wigan will struggle to qualify for next season. Could free up a spot.

That's pretty desperate mikey! Have you deffo watched all the cool shows in the world?

haha to be honest I'm already fed up writing the fucking things! It's a chore like having a fucking job or something! I don't know that I'll be doing any more. I'm amazed how the League 1 Minus 10 guy still manages to be churning out quality match reports after 3 years or whatever, he must have fingers of steel yo. Personally I'm sick of the sound of my own voice!

Hi Gays! It's actually a lot more difficult to scout clubs like liverpool cos everyone has spent the last decade ripping the piss out of them, so it's tough to track down any new information. I had the same problem with West Ham last week. It's a lot easier to do clubs like Norwich that no-one gives a fuck about! I did find out one or two interesting details tho! Check it! http://bearsyinvestigates.blogspot.com/2013/09/scouting-report-liverpool-fc.html

yeah that is good compromise + would not offend muslim jesus.

it was funny tokyos cos the headless horseman actually reminded me of you, i.e. running round churches trying to get vicars to give him head. i had not heard of chickens. Is there any headless chickens in it? I'm all about people being headless at the mo.

how bout if we just make them wear nametags?

i went out of my way to watch this new show called Sleepy Hollow cos i heard bout it + it sounded cool. It was bout this dude 200 years ago who chops head off another dude & they both die + then they both wake up in modern days. The dude with no head is now Headless Horseman, he is looking for his head. The dude who chopped off his head is trying to stop the Headless Horseman from finding his head (it turns out someone is got his head in jam jar). It was good + bad. I liked the bits bout civil war man being suddenly in modern world, there should of been more of them bits. I also liked the Headless Horseman, he is cool + frightening. He went to this Church and was attacking on this vicar, and the vicar was like, "No! I will never tell you where it is!" and that is when we realise he is looking for his head. Plus he chops lots of other people's heads off with axe which is Karma.

aintforever knew it was trap, but doesn't give fuck.

i had idea bout how to help paedos! What i am gonna do is make sex dolls for paedos, you know like blow up dolls and real dolls except they look like 8 year olds and babies or whatever. This way paedos would not have to be raping children + getting arrested for looking at videos on internet. I think could be a multi-billion dollar idea! I am currently seeking investors. PM for details. Otherwise i will go dragons den.

mmm he has blow job mouth

thanks ahoy that is v.lols! Even the ones you made up like Peter Shirtlift & Otto Fister!