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You've got it wrote behind his actual head! Dbl standards yo!

oh gotcha, i don't think he really cared bout that i thought he was just on a lol. There's a cunt in ur avatar btw. What is his name?

I'm no meteorologist but i'm pretty sure that the forecast is Hot. Possibly wet.

i am being forced to go watch the courteeners in december. I am not looking forward to it! Is it ok to listen to ur ipod at gigs, or is this frown upon?

Why what did i do?

lols that is the thing! I had forgotten bout the ribbon! I will have to get some ribbon + try not to eat all the bertie bassetts before kick-off!

my favourite singing one from school is the cum on all u faithful one. I like it in the chorus when you start soft and are like oh cum on all u faithful and then it gets louder like oh cum on all you faithful and at the end you get to do it right loud + shouting OH CUM ON ALL U CUNT FAITHFULLS FOR FUCKSAKE!!!! I am looking forward to if they sing that one!

Ur the reason i pay my £5

Can't believe no-one has given Glasgow a shout-out.

****sake walker

Jesus. Pitch looks shocking.

kirilenko is my favourite tennis. I admire her ability to take the ball from the middle of the court and attack, particularly off the backhand wing.

eww. I spose the main thing I really like is symmetry, I care more bout that than even the size. You really cannot tell when birds is bra how much of a discordance you are going to find in comparative size and shape between left boob and right boob. It always comes as a bit of a surprise to me, I spose cos the fake boobs you see in tv+porns is always so perfectly symmetrical.

the hair

don't you like tits?

oh i remember that one, dude goes "peace be with you," and then everyone goes, "and also with you" in return. It struck me as a good gag. If I'm feeling brave I will try and get some chants going - It'll make me more the centre of attention + impress megans. Edit: GB!

Tks Cato! One other thing i do know cos i read bout it in a book, is that they don't like it if you ask too many questions bout Jonah and the Whale. I will be trying to steer clear of this subject in particular! If anyone at the church is mentioning Jonah and the Whale I will be just nodding sagely and perhaps observing that it all sounds v.plausible.

My villa mates were saying at the weekend that Randy Lerner is sold out 49% to Red Bull + they're getting £200m to spunk in the transfer window. I said it sounded like bolllocks, but to be fair they is got good connections.

Tks tokyos, these is v.useful infos! I already knew some of them like bout baby jesus step-dad is called Joseph, but the stuff bout gypsies and masturbation was new to me! Do I have to take my own orange or will they have them already? I can't really remember how it went down exactly when I was kid, i seem to recall that bertie bassett liquorice allsorts come into it in some way tho? Edit: God bless ffs!

Tks! I will put lacing her drinks with rohypnol, like you suggest, down as "plan B" tho. I do not want to waste my stocks unneccessarily! God bless. Edit: God bless

I'm in Birmingham pap! Check ur notes! I will take ur advice tho, I will try + tell her bout my itchy bumhole, see if it gets her wet. Also the time I didn't have sex with a prostitute. Also when I nearly had a threesome. She will be loving these stories! God bless!

You are ideal tokyos! I'm thinking i will rock up at her church + be like "oh is you come here too? this is one of my favourite mangers!" I am worried bout looking like amateur tho cos I've only been churches for weddings and for when my nan died (of unrelated causes). Also i went once as a kid to help them carry the oranges with the candles in them. I did one time go to a Sunday service i think, as i recall it was a bit dry stuff the only good bit was when the priest man broke out a packet of Discos and some red wine + give everyone a refreshing snack. Is there any other things i should know bout going to churches? Edit: God bless!

We've got a new bird at work + I've decided that i want to bone her. There is one thing tho I've found out tho that she is v.catholic + goes every week to church + has a tattoo of baby jesus under her boobside (I have not seen this yet, I have got these datas through other sources.) What I done today is, when I had my lunch at my desk + she was sit near me I said a little prayer first, I was like close eyes, clasp hands "Dear baby jesus, we thank you for this chicken legend with salsa meal that we is receive for our lunch, and forgive you ur trespassing, amen." She didn't say nothing, but she give me kind of a strange look. Clearly impressed. I will step up this campaign tomorrow! Does anyone else know other things that is impress to catholic birds? I might tell her bout my "latex allergy" cos I have an idea they don't like wearing rubbers either.