You caught me red handed pal. Taking part in the government's universally accessible flagship program to encourage saving and investment makes me a two-faced, tax-evading scumbag.
Ever thought of a career in investigative journalism or at the HMRC? Before you consider career change, however, you might want to brush up on the HMRC's tax avoidance
"Tax avoidance is bending the rules of the tax system to gain a tax advantage, that parliament never intended".
https://www.ftadviser.com/2016/04/15/ifa-industry/can-a-pension-or-an-isa-be-considered-tax-avoidance-dQme7W3IvdEOh1rkQs6eNI/article.html