Legod Third Coming

How come Colchester are in the play offs then?? I'm not sure whether to ask Sherlock Holmes, or Professor Brian Cox to explain this bizarre phenomanon. It seems that while our results at Exeter and Brentford have killed our season, Leeds, Norwich and Millwall have escaped unscathed. This must be a league plot because we are so rich. Although I suspect it has to do with not winning any games in August and September myself... Why do people pick on Tranmere but ignor not beating Brentford at home? Or Colchester? We haven't won enough games, simples. Why not? We all fecking know why not.

I spoke to Pardew and he has a message for you which I echo. What was it?? Hang on let me think? Oh yeah f u ck off. That was it.

Two good results today very good. By Monday evening we can be eight off Colchester with a game in hand!! The dream lives on!

Btw for a defensive manager we STILL are the: second highest scorers in the league And considering we concede too many goals : We have the fourth best defence. For me, our only issue is midfield. Morgan out, we simply cannot pass the ball to our forwards sufficiently well. Hammond is not that player. Wotton is not that player.

You cannot claim Lallana, Lambert and Antonio in a team is defensive. It is what you end up with when your best midfielder is injured. That's basic football knowledge, available any time. Lessons free to you as a fellow Saint. Some of the other feckers will have to pay.

Me too. Looking forward to being eight points behind Colchester at the end of it...

The trouble is there are not loads of players like Morgan around. I hope Pardew has his eye on a couple for June. Get him in pre-season, let Wotton move on with our blessing (he is after all full of heart if not talent) and then we will dominate whichever league we are in next season.

We miss Morgan Schneiderlin. We need another CM in the close season with his passing capability and vision. That's it. End of.

Stu is not a fan, he's just a man with a coach fetish looking to make a few bob from honest fans.

Gawd I'm sick of some of the fairweather w ankers we have as fans. Happy to bask in a Wembley final, don't bother turning up the rest of the time and then slag off the team and manager from their bedrooms between masturbating over internet porn. Well feck off back to big knockers.com. Oh and Happy Easter.

Feck here comes the tunnel!!!

Thats more like it keep it up!!

Defo fibres fault that one

Can someone do some commentary I'm on the way back from Paris in the iPhone and it's tough keeping up with all the bollix going on!!

Freddie Northam maybe?

Of course... how could I swing and miss that?

Stop reposting it, I have work to do!!!!

And a Hook to play alongside Puncheon. Long and Waigo. And what are the chances of a Schnorbitz to play alongside Barney...

Is that true?? Feck me... There are two management Gods and I hope they end up playing each other in a few weeks. If Pardew could end up being half the manager, we would be blessed indeed.

I think the comparison is flawed because Alex has been at United for 43 years and is a f u cking God. Oh and has spent in excess of £600m on players during that period. But hey, otherwise perfect comparison.

Calm down, calm down dear. It's just a commercial. We can all spot a berk from a mile off. Just take a wide berth.

Please don't post pictures of that statue again. Keyboards and tea are not comfortable bedfellows and it still cracks me up every bloody time!!!

I love the serious replies best of all.

Really, I stayed just off Pall Mall, around the back of Mayfair with some bird I picked up... what was her name? Oh yes, Virginia - bit on the plump side but I hear she's trying to lose some weight. The landlady said to me "Virginia slims, you know..." She thought I was a sensational **** whereas sadly, she was a mild seven. Mind you, what with my 'superking' not all the girls can cope. One of them said to me, "You're a lucky sod, hung like a horse and so-branie..." I said, "Look love, you tootle of back to Kent, I'm off down to Richmond to stay with my old friends the King's." Well, when I checked she had the Gauloises to follow me down there Four Square behind me. Bloody cheek I thought - I couldn't give a Gitanes about her now...

Miserable fecker, we won a cup four days back you know...