Liquidshokk

ssshhh merrington!

LOL i was rocking at exactly at the point i read that :smt108

ssssshhhhhhhh!!!

some serious squeaky bum time coming up!

See what you did there.

oh my gawd. Just dont watch the one titled "Diving off bridge goes terribly wrong" Scarred for life. :smt104

I expect it would be for the person sat next to you I dont eat planes anyway so I'm ok.

Excellent! lol

Not sure, I took it that he was a 'professional' lol Just before the end it looks like he's going to keel over and his partner has really had enough lol Brilliant. Old Merrington couldnt be more different

On top of the train?? Not nice. Qucker death than a piece of flooring through the abdomen though! :o

Talking of cr@p, cringy childrens play things (not latex gloves) i've just been trying to find out the name of a child toy set where you have platic tubes which you can stretch and shorten (makes a racket) and they join together. Comes with heads and shoes too so you can make a person. Can't think what they were called. Were talking 80s/90s... I don't care for them either.

Big lol doubt your mother will appreciate one Sunday though.

Be funny if they forgot to wind down the window. The smell of hangover sick and Stinking gut rot would be quite something...

What's your favourite alternative name for a trump? Air biscuit is defo right up there for me lol

Wear the gloves often dog?? Milking prostates pay well??

Oh you have to waft. For your own pleasure mind. I don't send it in anyone elsea direction as I know fully well the rage that would come over me if someone did it to me :-) I hate the though of chewing on someones 'air biscuit' lol That's another thing, the names alone that people give this wonderful bodily function crack me up everytime... :-)

lol

yeah, looks like one of the planks came up and shot up into his body His reaction as he looks down at the lower half of his body says it all. Poor fella. Last thing you would expect is for a sports hall floor to come up! :smt012

As a general rule my farts dont stink. But the odd rancid one does catch you by surprise doesnt it lol. Good work keeping the windows shut Bet your friend was actually dieing inside. Or maybe he quite liked it.

Thanks Stu But from what I could tell I could still buy 10 tickets when in my account without using anyone elses customer numbers. Therefore its not one ticket per customer number surely?!?

lol http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a72_1268251753

:confused: Brazil was in shock Monday over the strange on-the-pitch death of indoor footballer Robson Rocha Costa. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bd8_1268277001

do tell! People have strange things they feel uncomfortable with such as cotton wool, polystyrene etc... I just dislike sticklebricks. I dont like party rings either.

I feel your pain. Sting ring? :confused:

Theres not many things that make me laugh uncontrolably but bottom burps make me feel like a child again and I have to bite my lip when around "grown up" people if someone farts. That said as a serial farter I am completely disgusted if someone farts too close to me lol