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Well it's right. Gibraltar have an effective desalination plant which combined with the water collection slope on the east side provides potable water for a population of 30,000.

The Fairy St Marys Stadium.

Rupert wouldn't have wanted any of the limelight either.

It looks like a bengal pussy.

Edward I sent in the Irish at the battle of Falkirk (well actually this is complete ******** because a) there weren't that many there, and b) they didn't switch sides). We could send in the clowns....

At least he's honest about it. Well done Timothy, I respect you for that.

We haven't had flash floods. Boscastle was a flash flood. This is prolonged period of wet weather, and I never thought you were very bright anyway.

With rivers across the midlands and south bursting their banks.

That's the point. Fancy dress is for kids or for themed parties, not for a sporting event.

Please explain Mike?

You only have to look at the deliberately idiotic sorts that audition for X Factor to see this, but I still can't understand the "fun" aspect of it.

DSM no-one likes you. Take the hint.

The arsenal phone.

But it's such good fun, apparently, although no-one has explained why.

What would you dream of going as?

People keep saying it's a good laugh, but when questioned on what exactly makes dressing up like an idiot "a good laugh" it all goes quiet. Can anyone enlighten us on what makes it "a good laugh"?

Wigs are bad enough, but now so many are wearing them that even more wacky fancy dress is coming to the fore as all the odd balls try to out spaz each other.

I'm a member of the Saints Web SS (style squad). Sour Mash, Turkish, and This Charming Man are also allowed to issue instructions.

Getting dressed up like an idiot is having a good time, please explain this logic?

... or Gimp suits, tinsel wigs, jesters hats etc. We are now back in the spot light and the cameras will be covering every angle. The last thing we now need is wallys in fancy dress showing us up.

Of course we probably won't know the exact figure because of our love of undisclosed fee's, so I propose taking the mean figure from the papers (excluding The Daily Mirror of course). As this is now a competition I would live to revise my figure to something more accurate and bagsy 22 mil.

Put a ****ing figure on it you tedious gimp.

Nicola Cortese has talked the talk, and thus far he has also walked the walk, but now it gets serious. He has spoken about champions league football and this is now our target because we are a Premier League club. So what do we need to be spending in the summer for his words to retain credibility? I've heard somewhere that Nigel Adkins wants 4 new players this summer, so I reckon somewhere around 20 mil on players and then of course we will need to pay stupid wages if we are to build towards the objective of finishing high up the league.

It was never in doubt.

The Saintettes doing their pyramid.