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Fucking mask wearers. Not true men eh?

Very misused word now and seems to be applied to mild sexist references which is so far from hating women. But hey people love a new word to bandy about

Missus wants to go on a cruise this year. What do the MLT followers think of the chances we may fall off the edge of the world? Should I be worried that such incidents are covered up?

What?! You mean I thought about knocking one out over a seam. Phew

Switched over from Sky News to Laura K and she is interviewing SNP leader. FFS that is what everyone wants to see this morning eh!

Have you and Millbrook Saint ever thought of doing a podcast together?

How many years will it be for everyone before you forget the ricochet off Ederson’s knee? everything is the ‘most important’ and ‘never will be forgotten’ I will forgot this game v quickly

Just mentioned not one VAR check. It can be done

Statues ore. Get a grip. Utd’s CL win immeasurably more memorable. Forgettable game really although of course treble is some feat

I wish Sky would outbid BT for European football. Coverage so much better all round

“Was that the best ever……” oh fuck off you hysterical tarts

I’d trade Birtles for Lescott

This idiot was the Chairman of the Tory Party. What the fuck?

Some interesting bets here. I reckon the Liverpool mention is good value

I do get I am probably a bit irrational about it but he has always irritated me. No doubt a nice fella but BT’s coverage is normally poor and he just wants to always big up everything and obsesses about ref controversies when I th8nk he doesn’t really like football

Jake Humphrey spoils football

I wouldn’t mix with you in real life so probably wouldn’t hear your drivel. But if I did would be happy to call you out without fear of a hiding. Guess what I am clever and hard.

I didn’t have a thick cunt big enough either

What is a worry is how some populist charlatan can trash our institutions such as Parliament and gullible sorts like you swallow it up without doing any sort of background reading. Although fair play for declaring yourself a GB News viewer

Thick twat doesn’t understand. Bless. So easy to fool thick fuckers isn’t it?

If anyone should know about flooring it should be the guy that sweeps them😄

That is funny and sums him up. Carefully cultivated image of the ‘bluff old cove. He used to schedule his mobile phone to go off at press conferences etc to make him appear the loveable antidote to grey boring politicians. Had to be told to stop doing it though as people were getting suspicious it was staged.

Is the some contract that always shows Johnson running in ludicrous gear? Fat cunt never seems to get fit

Pathetic really but anyone see that clip of Beyoncé’s snatch at Tottenham?