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Cervix cervix cervix. Bahhhhh

I don’t see us winning it back anytime soon even with home advantage. US have freakishly good crop of golfers at the moment and seem a united team - that was our main advantage, Europe pulled together and US stars didn’t.

The fact that media are banging on about Raynor and gullible idiots swallowing it as an ‘issue’ shows exactly the bias. Who actually gives a fuck she called someone scum? equally talking about cervixes and perpetuating this in news is exactly how the right wing press wantLabour to be perceived, as if Starmer called a press conference to announce as opposed to responding to a question. See that Dorchester twat above. I don’t deny Labour are a sham of opposition as it stands but press make huge effort that they are seen that way.

Let’s hope he has been mixing closely with Lukaku, Kavertz, Rudiger, Christiansen, Mount, Jorginho, Werner, Azipula….Dave, Chilwell and Mendy

We should have a Lawro style table as sure there are some on here who predict we will lose every game

I’d pay top dollar for you to come and talk to my staff about diversity (now referred to as inclusion). Would need to be Turkish himself though.

I noticed they had on the screens yesterday ‘No to Biphobia’ . Genuinely had never heard of that - presumably if you are biphobic you must also be homophobic? Or do they just hate the indecisiveness?

Oh and Juventus away on Wednesday can suit us. 1-1

No thread yet? Reckon we could get a point. Tuchel’s aura on the wane.

The smug twat couldn’t give a flying fuck and more worried his dodgy bank money now. Contemptible how he has fucked us as a country. 6 months more of this shit show run by clowns and I wonder how many Brexit voters will be feeling regret.

I have seen experienced hgv drivers not be able to reverse a double articulated lorry onto a bay.

A positive is that less food may lead to less obese people. No fuel mean we might walk more. Every cloud

Keown’s bs analysis. Pausing highlighting fullbacks not looking saying don’t know what is happening. Both are clearly facing when ball released by keeper. Jenas fears for us

Also JWP raises arm before every set piece. It is clear it is no code for where it is going as never get a Saints player on the end of it

What this useless bunch need is Adams reading them some poetry. He is very mellow these days.

Last time Perraud played he was ok. This place is a joke after a defeat.

He is performing to world beating standards. We should be so thankful as any other less progressive manager would have had us relegated two seasons ago, and the one after that and we’d be below Norwich this season if it wasn’t for his heroics. Actually we’d be in League One.

They did and it was foolhardy. We could have joined in 1975 without a referendum. I am not saying this because result went against the way I wanted it to. Maybe we should ask the public to vote annually on the treasury spending plans as to how much spending on each department? Truly trust the public.

Undoubtedly some were but that is my point, patronising as it sounds a large number of the public don’t have aptitude for understanding economic complexities. We could have a referendum on whether you want bins emptied more regularly and lower council taxes - I could tell you we would do that by eliminating ‘waste’ in public sector and tell you anyone who said otherwise was ‘project fear’.

I didn’t say democracy. Referendum requirng a binary decision on a complex issue was fucking stupid. Patronising xenophobic politicians telling the proles how simple and how great it will be when it clearly wasn’t at all simple. Don’t believe the ‘experts’

This is what happens when you allow thick cunts a referendum. Most aren’t bright enough and fall for slogans.

The former Finnish PM is feeling sorry for us

Just what your readership has been crying out for

Giving it a go this session at least. Be good to get 3 points to give some interest in the singles

De Chambeau and Koepka might hate each other but both are graceless cunts. Think Koepka is actually the more unlikeable