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What is better awesome or amazing?

Top negotiator is Boris Johnson

Could take comfort by checking his bank balance

From the restaurant owner that banned him: "most abusive customer to my Balthazar servers since the restaurant opened 25 years ago".

His father-in-law will no doubt be suggesting that

I think most of the big clubs would want Bowen. Could easily see Liverpool go for him

It’s so petty but yes I am finding it pleasing for Cordon IT was fun while it lasted hoping Spurs would go although as KK would say they still have to go to Chelsea and get something

Assume he wasn’t saying without a referendum?

People who have pissy little cars and park so the bay looks empty until you get close

Dragan needs to prove he is a genuine Serbian hard man and start taking a few of these cunts out. Great hearts and minds win

I didn’t realise at the time that Stephen Mangan was sex people

The most pompous of all journalists. Doesn’t have a paper now and apparently waffles on on x - loathed him for decades

Why the fuck would anyone pay attention to comments under a story? Strange nerd space especially on the BBC - can’t even fucking swear to make a point

Headline on BBC sports page FFS. Write about sport you lazy fucks

Tooth

And they all eat too fucking much.

I really wouldn’t be bothered if Putin decided to attack Middlesbrough

Phooaaaar, now that was a woman

If I was a leader of a prison gang I would ensure any inmate with any links to Boro got the hiding of their lives

Hell hath no fury like a bloke who has had his football team slagged off

He is obnoxious bloke - rude to waiters tells you everything about a man. And is an obese cunt as well

Also think I may even want Portsmouth to beat these cunts next season

I will cut my left testicle off if that corrupt Scottish VAR fucker isn’t a catholic.

Are Middlesbrough players still training?

Call Nicky Butt as first witness