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I thought he might have told him he has training to get out of the in-law visit

Best Christmas songs: Fairy tale of New York Stop the Cavalry Little Drummer Boy Best Carol: Silent night

Yeah but I could wait behind the door with an oversized frying pan. Or lay a few banana skins. But mate, out of control dinosaurs is a different level of fear.

Jurassic Park? Christmas isn't a time to be scared witless

They were drained as the poor lambs had been forced to work on Christmas Day.

Fuck me I’m impressed you watch anything other than Top Gear

Snob

Nothing beats It’s a Wonderful Life as a must watch at Christmas. Behold the space special effects at the start.

I imagine if Elon Musk had cosied up to Biden not Trump then many of those crowing about his entrepreneurial skills would be deriding him now as only been successful from taking subsidies and tax payers’ money

I always make sure I say a prayer for footballers on Christmas Day as bless the poor things having to work on that day. We don’t appreciate the 3 hours sacrifice they make for us. Fucking Martin unbelievable you lazy bastard

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Efficiency is efficiency though. So much incompetence in so many large organisations as jobs then have to justify themselves rather than reviewed as to whether still needed and so often going to be a case of turkeys not voting for Christmas. Very difficult to change cultures as the public sector can attract a certain type. Elon Musk would be the worst possible troubleshooter for the NHS. Wouldn’t trust that cunt with anything

Obsessed with skin colour and religion like no other poster.

I haven’t believed in Father Christmas for a number of years but are we saying he is alive and well and anti-immigration?

Is it over the top to be considering suicide as I don’t have Salah in my fantasy team and every other fucker does?

This ref is another useless cunt

Very little is still being generous

I like the thought of Juric having an ‘in tray’ with a memo saying stop conceding so many fucking goals

Is Les Ferdinand surprised Josh King is still at Fulham?

Les Ferdinand- surprised Dibling is still at Saints. Fucking idiot

So the warm up to this game is basically people posting why the fuck isn’t Archer playing and the rest posting telling that he has been ill this week. why the fuck is Armstrong playing ahead of Archer?

Warm up to the game showing Liverpool players opening presents FFS it is not hilarious

Going to win today. No doubt

Also reports he was shouting Allahu Akbar when arrested. That common shout from Islamaphobes. Smelling bs here

He hasn’t changed