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They need to get a hold of Dorries. Behaving like a very pissed aunt at a wedding not letting others speak.

Only Fans beckons

Steve Baker has got fuck all of a tan for having been relaxing in Greece

Hate to admit it but have warmed to Kwarteng. Relatively straightforward

Nadine Dorries making out the poll is disappointing for Labour

And Hartlepool by election was only 3 years ago and talk of 10 more years of Tory rule

Hadn’t even thought of that channel

How many seats did Tories have in 1997?

SNP 10 seats in Exit poll - lol

Bit of a simple mix of Michael Jackson and Martin Luther King.

What main channel to watch? Quite like CH4 panel and Laura K on BBC grates a bit. Or the Sky News birds?

It’s whether to try an have a nap between Sunderland/Newcastle results and start again at 2am or sit through endless analysis of the same results for over 2 hours. Day off tomorrow so can’t fucking wait

Sounds like you have been involved but exactly and wasn’t a criticism

To make light of Ed Davey’s concerns for his son you have to be a massive cunt

Fuck me he will be in the minority. Those cunts are universally Reform.

I voted at lunchtime. Went in and 8 administrators and one voter speaking to one of them. I went to one who looked bored out of her skull and was told to get in the queue behind the other chap. Quintessential British experience

Bless, these desperate sad little cunts and their readers, they’ll be weeping tomorrow. Powerless and pathetic.

Baresi was only 4ft 3

Good 1970s footballer name. Know fuck all about him but great signing

And let’s not forget the erstwhile Foreign Secretary, Raab holidaying in Crete whilst Kabul fell. Although he did have his mobile with him

Kevin Danso starts

On a separate note I like Ed Davey. He seems fun

It is so desperate you almost suspect saboteurs amongst them. Will no doubt be a case study for what not to do

Now the attack line is that Starmer wants to spend time with his family. Yeah that will put off so many voters

Political commentators constantly referring to ‘super majority’. Meaningless bollocks in our constitution although I know they all love a new term