Unbelievable Jeff

Is that YOUR attempt at a comeback? Look, we know you're trying to reinvent yourself, showing off in front of the new girl on the forum, but you need some better material than that. Why don't you go back to not being noticed, it's far better than this forced persona you're putting on to impress a girl.

He'll find something, don't you worry!

I don't have the energy for another Summer of hyperbole, asset stripping, firesales and wet beds.

Parking has been sorted for ages thanks. Many other jobs on the list prior to this, just thought some people may be able to help as I'm sure others have been in similar situations.

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Is there a fishing rod emoticon Shurlock?

I do admire that lefties want everyone to be the same, and to have equality in society, but I just don't think everyone should be lazy and poor.

That's just lefties in general though isn't it? Do as I say, not as I do.

To be fair, you've quite obviously got no education and you've obviously got enough to fund Steve's annual curry so perhaps you're correct. I'm actually surprised you're on this thread as you follow Lou around like her lapdog and she hasn't commented on this one yet...

Of course, and I understand that, and it was a decision that at the time wasn't relevant. But at the time we couldn't really afford what we wanted in a good area (Weybridge) so had to compromise on something, and we weren't planning kids 'as soon' as it happened.

It's got the wrong address on it unfortunately Pat.

I'm unsure until the day really, depends on the missus and childcare arrangements.

Erm, what? Seriously?

I'd rather not a faith school in all honesty - I'm not religious so seems hypocritical. It's more around what they check for if you're outside a catchment but could lie to say you live in an area to get her in...

I have tried thanks, the point is they all say they're not sure, some are based on council tax, some others. I was wondering due to the large amount of people on here who work in different industries (ie LEA's), and have kids and may have done similar, may be able to help better rather than me going through Mumsnet and looking at 5 year old threads, dickhead.

I own a flat in the other area so if it's based on paying council tax I can sort it that way...

It was more the Sats results I was looking at rather than the Ofsted.

That's a great policy to be fair, apart from the fact that it will increase house prices further...

We have 3 schools in our local area, one is utter sh!te and the other two are Catholic. We have the option of either sending my little one to the sh!t school (which may have changed by the time she goes there, granted), getting her confirmed to a religion we are not, send her to a better local-ish one (outside catchment still but by half a mile), or go private. We're just trying to evaluate our options as much as anything.

So I am trying to find out how to prove where you live for admissions into infant/junior school. Does anybody know what schools ask for as proof?

There does need to be a relaxation on stupid housebuilding rules, there are a number that hurt the smaller firms (106 payments etc), but benefit the bigger firms. There are also some right ignorant and stupid planning officers about who will go as far as they can to not allow housebuilding to start in their areas. Remove some of the restrictions for a limited time and it will help.

But solving the lack of housing solves the rental price problem, which is why they're focusing on the wrong areas. Solve the problem at source and you don't have to deal with all this rubbish downstream.

This is EXACTLY the issue.

Do you use a bank Pap?