Heres an urban myth, although this one is 100% true and a little (a lot) off topic
Back in the late 90s myself and a couple of friends, feeling the worse from many beers, were passing by the Dell, when we noticed they were doing renovations, with metal fencing keeping the rift raft out...so, obviously, we slipped inside for a look around and made our way to the hallowed turf...one plastic football later and coats for goal posts and the quickest hat-trick ever recorded at the Dell ever recorded was achieved.
M Hooper in goal, who sucked.....and A Ford fell down a muddy drainage ditch.....oh,the days!
SN