Plastic

Yep, 70 mins for Austin I reckon

Stop stealing my (shît) jokes

Classy clasie

I still like him though

Deserved card for Davis there. Looks a bit off the pace today.

Good work Cedric

Bye pedro

COYR

Hazard not scored in the PL this season. Hat trick guaranteed.

Austin starts with Long. Tasty

He gets bonus points for telling Lallana to shut up, but he's still a ****

I came to this thread ready to condemn these idiots, but having read the first hand report from the UI, I'm less inclined to do so. They are however still idiots.

I think you are right. He did post a photo of a nice merc though.

Apparently a tweet from Lescott that was swiftly deleted...

What an end to this game. Frantic!

Why such a high percentage of spurs fans in flat caps?

Nope

Good goal city

Never a hand ball. Shît decision.

Sterling's lamb chops though. Fookin terrible.

Spurs on the other hand, looking pretty bloody smart (though it pains me to say it).

Villa are complete shït. Total embarrassment.

He needs a hatful of chances but luckily he works hard enough to create them. Very entertaining to watch, which is essentially the point of a spectator sport.

From BBC

Solid win & clean sheet. Lovely.