Plastic

Almost bummed us there

Oh my god Shane long that was a joke

Given up on Sportsmania? Mine's perfect.

Great work romeu

God they moan this lot don't they?

Foster is a lucky charm

How was that not a card? Couple of poor challenges from Arse so far.

Are we out of this one? I can't remember. Was this the 1-6 Liverpool horror show?

Another mildly amusing thread deteriorates into demeaning nonsense. I thought I joined a football forum.

How do you know he's a Muslim? Funny thing to come up in conversation...

Great summary

Well MOTD was a waste of ****ing time. Just a hand-wringing commentary about the state of ManU, barely even registered that we won.

YESSSS¡!¡!¡

Remind me how much this United team cost???

Should've been 2

Get him on the banner

Austin omfg

Austins a strong fooker

Yep!

Fonte what a recovery!

Meh

Austin for Mane after HT please. Bit more strength.

Not really working at the moment for either team

Clasie broken then?

I don't really know any of these United players. They mostly look pretty ****.