Plastic

Jake just suggested goal of the season

Oh no

Nice to see Vic's bothered to turn up today. Looking pretty good.

And again. Jwp is hopeless.

Curl on that, Christ almighty! Ed/ the goal, not JWP's scuff

Mega lol

He won't be sacked even if the poor form continues into the new year. But he may walk if he is forced to scrabble around in the bargain bin for another transfer window.

We won't be relegated. But we are shít. Sadly all those lovely player sales are coming home to roost. We really don't have any quality with Mane out of form. VVD is our only other top class player and even he looked poor today. Koeman won't be going anywhere until the end of his contract imo, so hopefully he can pull the team out of this slump, but I don't see how without significant investment in January. But - if funds are available then he should have the contacts to bring in quality players, I'm don't believe adequate funds will be made available though, sadly.

Good god. Massacre.

Jimmy Hill's died. sad news.

Didn't want to jinx it by starting a match thread!

Solid back 4. Decent team. COYR

What a shame that he slipped through our fingers. I have no enthusiasm for this game, fully expect another listless, timid performance.

Yep. Crap result against an awful team.

Weak performance

Hopefully he won't be allowed back on

Scores against villa. Mane was starting to give a lot away. I don't think this is a bad sub.

Long on for mane

Almost an exact replay of sturridges goal against us mid-week. Lucky the guy can't shoot.

Kieran Richardson? Must be 40 surely?

Thank Christ for that.

a couple of years ago, being a saints fan felt special, great academy and exciting first team. Feels like we've turned into WBA. I know it sounds like bed wetting. Sorry. Great try by Juanmi.

Nobody is moving! Jwp runs with the ball and the rest of the midfield are just slowly walking forward! 1-0 down and soon to be 4 losses on the trot, you'd expect a bit more effort ffs

Not fûcking good enough

What a pile of shît. How are our team so bloody poor at shooting? Every shot is like a fookin rugby conversion.