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What I want to know is, and more importantly, Can Ed Sheeran play left back?

Just found out that, Apparently due to spying on Middlesborough, FIFA have now taken the unprecedented move of banning Southampton FC from the Final 16 in the World Cup.

He makes reference to “This was never going to be enough for a football media whose coverage of this melodrama has been embarrassing in itself." And then does the same. I think the way we have approached the fallout is, in itself, quite dramatic and bull headed. And most seem to, after berating us before the sanctions, now have sympathy for the punishment which didn't suit the crime.

Or 11.25 Skacels by my reckoning. That is assuming he has signed yet.

That, me old mate Turkish, is where we differ 😁

And where was Will Salt when this happened, ummm? He's been upto his old tricks again, maybe?

Or Retired from football?

"Swing Low Old Rupert Lowe Coming for to send immigrants home. Swing Lowe Old Rupert Lowe Saviour of the Nazi Genome."

You think you're eyesight's bad, I thought it was Roy Kent from Ted Lasso at first. Had to give me head a wobble and my eyes a rub.

I dont know though. The way he was in his statement, and the way we are bullishly pushing ahead, getting the sponsors on board, getting the signings in, supporting Tonde, (which I though he would go the other way), I get the feeling he is MIGHTELY PISSED OFF with the EFL, and has decided to give a big FUCK YOU to them by making sure we get promoted. Also, at any opportunity where impropriety might raise its head from other teams, he'll/the club will, be straight on the phone to the EFL. We will have to be squeaky clean, as we will be under a microscope, but we'll happily grass....i mean inform the EFL of wrong doing. And even a minor infraction, they will have to act now. Which'll take some of the fun out of the game on the pitch, and all eyes will be on the off field shenanigans. The way there was a lot of backlash and everyone condemning us BEFORE the sanction, and then we were kicked out of the play off, they all suddenly having sympathy for us now, believing the punishment doesn't fit the crime, (Chelsea and Man City being mentioned in the same breath,) and started to feel a little sorry for us, I think is fuelling his anger and he sees the only revenge being promotion. He'll even be there at the Saints/Middleborough game singing the chants with us, (You would wonder). And I guess our way of working through this will be to sing back at the travelling fans and put their songs to bed. Just my take, of course.

RIP Sheps. Hopefully this season will be for you mate.

Fair play but my point is that we probably spied on them legally.

I don't think it is because we didn't want info on the other 40, or that we didn't spy, but we just didn't spy within the 72 hour window. Remember that's the crime, not the spying.

You got to be shitting me. Really? Dragan's determined to invest to fuck off everyone now, and will put his money where his mouth is.