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I enjoyed that tks! I watched the whole thing cos I was hoping for a big finish!

 

In other news I was out with my brother earlier, he is computers, he said he's just got virtual reality development kit thing, he said it's gonna be Big Deal soon cos of applications in gaming & porn industries! It's a headset thing you wear, apparently, and it means you can look right up the vag or whatever. I said I seen Virtual Reality thing ages ago and it was dumb and he said no this is unlike anything you've seen before, and I said doesn't that rather defeat the object? and then I laughed for like 10 minutes straight cos that struck me as good joke.

 

Do any bros know bout this? It is called something rift or something? It's for virtual reality + porn

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This isn't the 80s bear. You are not going to fool anyone with virtual reality anymore, everyone knows it's fake. I've been waiting for mlg to announce virtual reality FM for years but all we have in 2015 is monkey island version. How are you expected to have an affair with fonte's Mrs if you are just chatting to her? If virtual reality was real, I wouldn't be saying the same figging things to the same fake Simon peach every week would I?

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how do you know ur not wearing one right now tokyos?

 

I have researched it a bit more tho & I think I've identified a critical flaw + reason why Virtual Reality can never catch on. I should never wear one myself for the precise reason illustrated in the following photograph:

 

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lol, the stuff you and 'the guys' get up to on a Friday night.

 

I know I am not wearing one now because... got an injured foot at the moment (old injury from Nam or something) and decided to rub deep freeze on it to reduce the swelling. My brain then thought, lets test for virtual reality masks and made me rub my eyes. My eyes then experienced deep freeze and my brain concluded - virtual reality = negative.

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