Our pitch

[die Mannyschaft]

Its a tactic to stop opposition playing. But backfires as we cant play in water logged areas and slip up. At half time the ground bloke allways soaks the right side of box looking from the Northam. 

[AlexLaw76]

19 hours ago, skintsaint said:

Too many games on it.

Don’t be a dinosaur 

[saintant]

You can play on a pitch that resembles one of the greens at Wentworth but it matters not a jot if the players continually launch the ball into orbit - get it down and play football on the deck.