Do you think you would make a good chairman?

[Mole]

I don't think i would, i know i would.

 

Changes i would make...

 

1. A 20% discount for season ticket holders outside a 50 mile radius of the stadium. We used to have the highest %age of ST holders outside a 50 mile radius in our Premiership days - these supporters need winning back and with fuel prices so high it'd be a prudent move. With circa 15,000 empty seats each game capacity is not as issue - better to sell seats at a discount than not at all.

 

2. I would designate the Chapel Stand as the smoking stand - with a big cage erected at the rear of the stand that would be opened before the match and at half time. This would create a large bank of support IMO because smokers would also bring non smoking friends with them.

 

3. We have a serious issue with Kingsland dwellers being rather lathargic in their support. I would issue season ticket holders in this stand with a complimentary rattle and jesters hat. This would encourage a party spirit.

 

4. I would designate the front row of seats in the Itchen centre solely for the use of Ruperts ra ra girls. From here they can wave their pom poms and give the players a much needed boost.

 

5. Finally i would comission a statue of myself to stand next to dear old Teds. You can all then pay homage and thank me for being the bestest.

 

This is my manifesto and i commend it to the supporters of Southampton Football Club.

[docker-p]

1 and 3, I agree with. But the rest is bull.

However that still puts you miles ahead of the incumbent.

[sotonswan]

Rare spotting of a proper football club chairman.

 

 

Billionaires are about as common as people applying for the job of your own personal arse wiper btw. And no amount of cynicism makes it otherwise.

[cellone]

Not a chance., I'd be totally clueless and I like to remain in the back ground. I would have to surround my self with people who knew what they were doing to cover my job.

[Mole]

Not a chance., I'd be totally clueless and I like to remain in the back ground. I would have to surround my self with people who knew what they were doing to cover my job.

 

Hello Michael.

[cellone]

No. I meant people who knew what the club needed not how to run a scam.

[Nineteen Canteen]

I don't think i would, i know i would.

 

Changes i would make...

 

1. A 20% discount for season ticket holders outside a 50 mile radius of the stadium. We used to have the highest %age of ST holders outside a 50 mile radius in our Premiership days - these supporters need winning back and with fuel prices so high it'd be a prudent move. With circa 15,000 empty seats each game capacity is not as issue - better to sell seats at a discount than not at all.

 

2. I would designate the Chapel Stand as the smoking stand - with a big cage erected at the rear of the stand that would be opened before the match and at half time. This would create a large bank of support IMO because smokers would also bring non smoking friends with them.

 

3. We have a serious issue with Kingsland dwellers being rather lathargic in their support. I would issue season ticket holders in this stand with a complimentary rattle and jesters hat. This would encourage a party spirit.

 

4. I would designate the front row of seats in the Itchen centre solely for the use of Ruperts ra ra girls. From here they can wave their pom poms and give the players a much needed boost.

 

5. Finally i would comission a statue of myself to stand next to dear old Teds. You can all then pay homage and thank me for being the bestest.

 

This is my manifesto and i commend it to the supporters of Southampton Football Club.

 

No. 5 would certainly reduce the queues in the Gents after the game including the cubicles.